tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post1262656917272322229..comments2023-11-14T05:14:09.328-05:00Comments on The Wild Onion Cafe: This Week Sucks!Cecehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04782993667905723482noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-62131100125653683842008-10-06T03:30:00.000-04:002008-10-06T03:30:00.000-04:00I posted twice. Good for me!!!I posted twice. Good for me!!!Suzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13111045716713716292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-23997158869838487352008-10-06T03:28:00.000-04:002008-10-06T03:28:00.000-04:00Meg,Well I just researched Virgo. Man, are we dif...Meg,<BR/><BR/>Well I just researched Virgo. Man, are we different, or what!!!??? No, we aren't hopeless. Look, we're still speaking! Ahhhhhhh hell, let it go. You love me, I love you. We'll be fine. ;) Talk to you tomorrow!<BR/><BR/>XOSuzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13111045716713716292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-3859503166068510402008-10-06T03:27:00.000-04:002008-10-06T03:27:00.000-04:00Meg,Well I just researched Virgo. Man, are we dif...Meg,<BR/><BR/>Well I just researched Virgo. Man, are we different, or what!!!??? No, we aren't hopeless. Look, we're still speaking! Ahhhhhhh hell, let it go. You love me, I love you. We'll be fine. ;) Talk to you tomorrow!<BR/><BR/>XOSuzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13111045716713716292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-31153169013895618182008-10-05T22:56:00.000-04:002008-10-05T22:56:00.000-04:00Aw, Suz, I went and looked it up and "Virgo + Leo ...Aw, Suz, I went and looked it up and "Virgo + Leo = Not A Match Made In Heaven."<BR/><BR/>Are we doomed??Meganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09387041422819664987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-83485784932667088742008-10-05T15:01:00.000-04:002008-10-05T15:01:00.000-04:00Sorry about that Bob. I'll do better next time. ...Sorry about that Bob. I'll do better next time. I'll leave the PPT at the bike rack. We do have a bike rack don't we? Poof! We do now!!!<BR/><BR/>"IV, come out, come out whereever you are." The bump on your head will go away, but the damage caused by tight leggings is most likely permanent. I doubt you'll ever be able to father children. <BR/><BR/>Bartender my good man, I'll have a mango smoothie please. While you're making it I'll share a passage from the Holy book (Your Personal Guide to the Future ~ Leo)on this fine Sunday morning:<BR/><BR/>Page 17; Second paragraph.<BR/>"One of our best attributes is your ability to deal with anger, which can have a positive effect on your stress level. The fact that you display your anger instead of keeping it bottled up inside yourself is a very healthy choice. Also, you know that working out at the gym when you are feeling stressed can help you feel better."<BR/><BR/>Some points of contention:<BR/>1. I'm still stressed.<BR/>2. I would never go to a gym.<BR/>3. The second sentence is poorly written. "...bottled up inside yourself," should simply be "bottled up inside." Who the hell else would it be inside, but me? (Oh, and I say that with ABSOLUTE authority because you all know I'm the best writer to come down the shoot in decades!!! Truth is, I can't write for s***, but recognize bad writing in a second!) <BR/><BR/>Okay, enough foolishness. Gotta go tidy the damn kitchen and load the dishwasher, etc. <BR/><BR/>Thanks for the smoothie Bob. It was delicious. "You are Bob, aren't you? It's awfully dark in here."Suzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13111045716713716292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-89416178166890399372008-10-05T13:49:00.000-04:002008-10-05T13:49:00.000-04:00*pops out from inder table in back room, apparentl...*pops out from inder table in back room, apparently he had fallen off and rolled underneath during his table dancing routine*<BR/><BR/>ahh feck, missed the party!<BR/><BR/><BR/>*rubs bump on head and rolls back under table*INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-24116021404717564462008-10-05T00:38:00.000-04:002008-10-05T00:38:00.000-04:00Wow, a slow Saturday night at the Cafe....turns on...Wow, a slow Saturday night at the Cafe.<BR/><BR/><I>...turns on the TV to catch the football scores while scrubbing PPT tire tracks off the dance floor.</I>just bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06686002034670653764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-72341632869717999692008-10-04T17:32:00.000-04:002008-10-04T17:32:00.000-04:00Bartender, you awake?!!! I only have a few minute...Bartender, you awake?!!! I only have a few minutes to put down a cold one because I'm cleaning the kitchen. I clean that damn thing every day, but it won't stay clean. Why is that Mr. Bartender? <BR/><BR/>Oh, and by "cold one" I mean mineral water on ice with a shot of strawberry smoothie. Yes, I'm still on a mineral water bender. That's probably why I'm the only one here and everyone else still has a sheet pulled over their head. <BR/><BR/>This should wake some folks up. I was at the market checkout stand this morning and for the first time in my life picked up YOUR PERSONAL GUIDE TO THE FUTURE ~ LEO~ October-November-December 2008 while waiting in line. If by magic, it opened to page 10, The Stars & Your Career, and this is what I read:<BR/><BR/>"Because you are intelligent and talented, you have amazing career potential. In business, Leos make fantastic managers because you have amazing flair and the driving ambition it takes to succeed."<BR/><BR/>How do I know it said that? Because I was so impressed with myself I slammed it down on the counter and told the cashier "I'll take it my dear man," so it's right here with me!!! This little booklet is a hoot. I LOVE IT!!. I've never laughed so loud or argued with a page 7 harder in my life! I remember telling Joanna Latimer (the author of this little gem), you don't know diddly about me, but she sure knows a lot of other stuff! I'm going to have to blog about this. I think every one should run to the market, spend $1.39 and have a blast reading about themselves. <BR/>On your mark.<BR/>Get set.<BR/>Ready.<BR/>GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! <BR/><BR/>Okay, back to kitchen duty and laundry. <BR/><BR/>XO<BR/>P.S. Had a blast last night. This place sure does rock.<BR/><BR/>Hi to "The Gang."Suzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13111045716713716292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-25106303839107528762008-10-04T12:29:00.000-04:002008-10-04T12:29:00.000-04:00I'm here Gig, just restocking the shelves. Whippe...I'm here Gig, just restocking the shelves. Whipped cream on that smoothie or neat?just bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06686002034670653764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-25886512129532343402008-10-04T12:23:00.000-04:002008-10-04T12:23:00.000-04:00*walks in and glances around at the remnants of la...*walks in and glances around at the remnants of last nights "party"!* <BR/>Damn, I missed another one, I hate when that happens!! Looks like a good time was had by all.<BR/><BR/>A big welcome to Joe, hope you had a great time here at the Wild Onion, we all love to have a "wild time",lol.<BR/><BR/>Looking for a smoothie...ok get your minds out of the gutter...a strawberry one would be perfect...<BR/>oops, no bartender this morning, so self-serve it will be.<BR/><BR/>*with smoothie in hand, I am off to see the wizard...*Gighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02842249176478470254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-16246733299137864302008-10-04T04:54:00.000-04:002008-10-04T04:54:00.000-04:00Thank God OJ gets to go to never~never land. It's...Thank God OJ gets to go to never~never land. It's about time. One day, when I have time, I'll tell you a very interesting story about the first trial and the murder scene. I've never discussed it. Perhaps this is the place to let it all out. I suspect Nicole and Ron are smiling. Really, I do.<BR/><BR/>Baby? You still up? If not, don't worry, I now know the back of the bar and how to serve myself. *Walks to back of bar to look at all the pretty glasses."<BR/><BR/>XOSuzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13111045716713716292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-38366612423924386252008-10-04T03:26:00.000-04:002008-10-04T03:26:00.000-04:00Guilty on all 12 counts.Guilty on all 12 counts.just bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06686002034670653764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-71726386150975055312008-10-04T03:13:00.000-04:002008-10-04T03:13:00.000-04:00Really? Verdict reached? That's what I get for w...Really? Verdict reached? That's what I get for watching sports...Meganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09387041422819664987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-46789796594478146062008-10-04T02:10:00.000-04:002008-10-04T02:10:00.000-04:00Drinks are on me, starting right now. OJ is going...Drinks are on me, starting right now. OJ is going away, hopefully forever. I hope he rots away in a prison cell deep in the desert of Nevada.just bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06686002034670653764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-36716859356053759062008-10-04T01:41:00.000-04:002008-10-04T01:41:00.000-04:00Suz - You are too clever for me right now. I need...Suz - You are too clever for me right now. I need the bartender to set me up again, and then we'll see...Meganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09387041422819664987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-13007850955212574812008-10-04T00:54:00.000-04:002008-10-04T00:54:00.000-04:00Joe, think Leah has your pants in her knitting bas...Joe, think Leah has your pants in her knitting basket. Wonder which needle she uses. That might hurt. Good luck.Suzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13111045716713716292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-36732699060804578612008-10-04T00:49:00.000-04:002008-10-04T00:49:00.000-04:00Okay, let me rephrase. Jorge came from somewhere ...Okay, let me rephrase. Jorge came from somewhere up there. Gig brought him from, I don't know, Sweden, Switzerland, the Netherlands, hell, somewhere pretty. And Jorge is pretty. But he's lazy. Always has been and we all know it. That's why he was promoted to management to make room for our beloved Bob. Jorge isn't Bob and Bob isn't Jorge. Bob is the oil that makes the Wild Onion sing and we are forever greatful. He was the turning point. Jorge just waded though every day in a haze and now just sits his ass over on the Macy's sofa waiting for some gorgeous chick to walk in (good luck with that honey!), but Bob took a proactive roll and got this place in order. And trust me, I know we all know we're in order!!! Without Bob, this place would be a cafe. With Bob, this place is the Wild Onion!!! And for all of us who have owned a Cafe, we know the difference (whoops, that's right, we all owned it together!!). Bob, you deserve the credit for turning this place around and making it the fine establishment it is. Thank you dear friend. I know I speak for all of us. Hick-cup, brushes teeth. Right?Suzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13111045716713716292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-23880883992636670322008-10-04T00:44:00.000-04:002008-10-04T00:44:00.000-04:00Joe... I'll drive you, but first we need to stop a...<B>Joe...</B> I'll drive you, but first we need to stop at the gas station for <A HREF="http://practicallywisdom.blogspot.com/2008/10/feeling-lucky.html" REL="nofollow">lottery tickets</A>.just bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06686002034670653764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-1667982257418780492008-10-04T00:40:00.000-04:002008-10-04T00:40:00.000-04:00Hey ... Where am I?I think I passed out.I got to g...Hey ... Where am I?<BR/>I think I passed out.<BR/>I got to go home ... my wife's gonna kill me.<BR/>I think I had a good time.<BR/>I hope I didn't act up.<BR/>See you all later.<BR/>Hey ... Where are my pants?Practically Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13664805750011618252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-75840653634319224912008-10-04T00:17:00.000-04:002008-10-04T00:17:00.000-04:00One boilermaker for Megan... coming right up!One boilermaker for Megan... coming right up!just bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06686002034670653764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-42373491634010480702008-10-04T00:15:00.000-04:002008-10-04T00:15:00.000-04:00Hey bob, I ain't cute either. I am beautiful just...Hey bob, I ain't cute either. I am beautiful just like you.<BR/><BR/>Gimme a bud and a shot of jack please?Meganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09387041422819664987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-46658472721971697052008-10-04T00:05:00.000-04:002008-10-04T00:05:00.000-04:00Jorge has become so quiet he's often forgotten, bu...<I>Jorge has become so quiet he's often forgotten, but not by me, that lazy-ass SOB. He's cute though.</I><BR/><BR/>Heaven knows I'm not here because I'm cute... cuz I certainly ain't.just bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06686002034670653764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-1433709896429331592008-10-03T23:59:00.000-04:002008-10-03T23:59:00.000-04:00Leah, GOOD LORD NO!!! Just old reliable Jorge ove...Leah, GOOD LORD NO!!! Just old reliable Jorge over there on the sofa with Severus. Jorge has become so quiet he's often forgotten, but not by me, that lazy-ass SOB. He's cute though. Perhaps that's why Severus is over there. You may want to use those claws to pry him away from that hottie. I mean to pry Severus away from Hottie Jorge! I do need a noun now and then. Don't I? Ahhhhhhhhhh, screw it.Suzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13111045716713716292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-3313093463194891602008-10-03T22:20:00.000-04:002008-10-03T22:20:00.000-04:00Wait, who is Severus on the couch with? Am I the l...Wait, <I>who</I> is Severus on the couch with? Am I the lazy ass? If not, I've got my claws out for the competition, lolLeahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14061893047279652658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62281500375499776.post-79126613420516184612008-10-03T22:18:00.000-04:002008-10-03T22:18:00.000-04:00Paint my butt blue.It'll match what else is going ...Paint my butt blue.<BR/>It'll match what else is going on down there.<BR/><BR/>Hey ... Turn up the TV.<BR/>The Red Sox are up 4 to 1.<BR/>Good times never seem so good.<BR/>So good. So good. SO GOOD!Practically Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13664805750011618252noreply@blogger.com