*Straightens black dress, buffs slingbacks, puffs hair. Walks straight to front door while eating big bag of Paul Newman's Organic Popcorn. Trips on last step...sent sailin'. "Ouch." Rug burn. "OH DEAR LORD!" can be hear as a million pigeons descend on "Orginal Blottie."
Suzanne, "a million pigeons descend on Original Blottie" is the most hilarious thing I've heard in ages. You are SO funny. Don't worry, I'm shooing away the pigeons. Come on, let's get a drink. They're on me, doll.
Thanks Leah!!! You're the best! I think you and I were cut from the same cloth. Don't you?
And yes, I'll take that drink. Okay, it's almost 12 hours later, but you still waitin' for me, right??? Good, cuz I brought some friends. Bob, you behind the bar or do we have to serve ourselves? *Sits on Macy's sofa waiting for friends to arrive...doll!*
Oh, and RC, we had a bit of a pigeon problem a few hours ago, but they ate all the popcorn and moved on to the next venue. Tip-toe through the pooplits. You'll be fine.
I'm here... I'm here... give me a minute. I think this whole award and red carpet thing is going to RC's head. Now she's demanding clean wine glasses and custom embroidered linen. Oy vey... what have I created?
I know Leah. I was just watching clips from The New Adventures of Old Christine to create a post. I'm not Jewish, but she is me and I am her. Also Tina Fey. I know. I'm an odd mix. Half one, half the other. Why? I don't know, but that is me!!!!! I'm proud.
Time to roll out the Red Carpet
*Straightens black dress, buffs slingbacks, puffs hair. Walks straight to front door while eating big bag of Paul Newman's Organic Popcorn. Trips on last step...sent sailin'. "Ouch." Rug burn. "OH DEAR LORD!" can be hear as a million pigeons descend on "Orginal Blottie."
ReplyDeleteRC, good luck with that thing!
ReplyDeleteI knew I should have taped down the ends of the red carpet. Dammit, I'm sorry.
ReplyDeleteOh, don't worry about the rug, I'm fine. It's just my ego that hurts. Oh, and my spelling. Hear, heard, hell what's the difference?!
ReplyDeleteSuzanne, "a million pigeons descend on Original Blottie" is the most hilarious thing I've heard in ages. You are SO funny. Don't worry, I'm shooing away the pigeons. Come on, let's get a drink. They're on me, doll.
ReplyDelete*takes off heals and runs up red carpet barefoot, then steps in Pidgeon poop*
ReplyDeleteWhere the hell did all the pidgeons come from?
"heals" should have been "heels" but then again, who really cares?!
ReplyDeleteThanks Leah!!! You're the best! I think you and I were cut from the same cloth. Don't you?
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I'll take that drink. Okay, it's almost 12 hours later, but you still waitin' for me, right??? Good, cuz I brought some friends. Bob, you behind the bar or do we have to serve ourselves? *Sits on Macy's sofa waiting for friends to arrive...doll!*
XO, Blottie
RC, you spell like crap. Don't we all baby.
ReplyDeleteOh, and RC, we had a bit of a pigeon problem a few hours ago, but they ate all the popcorn and moved on to the next venue. Tip-toe through the pooplits. You'll be fine.
ReplyDeleteI'm here... I'm here... give me a minute. I think this whole award and red carpet thing is going to RC's head. Now she's demanding clean wine glasses and custom embroidered linen. Oy vey... what have I created?
ReplyDeleteA Diva.
ReplyDeleteBob said "oy vey"! LOL
ReplyDeleteI know Leah. I was just watching clips from The New Adventures of Old Christine to create a post. I'm not Jewish, but she is me and I am her. Also Tina Fey. I know. I'm an odd mix. Half one, half the other. Why? I don't know, but that is me!!!!! I'm proud.
ReplyDeleteXO
Bob said "oy vey"! LOL
ReplyDeleteLeah... I grew up in South Florida. I probably know more Yiddish than most Goyum.
A strangely sexual blog, in a nice housewifey kind of way. I'll come again, but you already know that Leah. ; )
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