I once waxed the back of a good friend, who was also my landlord, years ago.
I had to place him face down on my bed, and sit on his butt in order to complete the job. I did it in strips, so he couldn't back out. (heh, BACK out) I'm kind of a bitch, you see...
I must say, hearing him scream like a woman, it was to date, the most fun I'd ever had with a man in bed.
He asked me to do it. He learned a VERY valuable lesson that day: Be careful what you ask for. When you ask a woman for a favor, you will ALWAYS get that favor. If you ask a man for that favor, he will procrastinate till you don't want it anymore.
wonderful post random!
ReplyDeleteGotta drink to this!
ReplyDeleteI'll second that drink!!
ReplyDeleteUh oh! I'm already on my second! :)
ReplyDeleteKaren or Gig... can you style my back hair like that?
ReplyDelete*raises a glass to the peeps*
ReplyDeleteRaises a glass to the peeps too. Crap, it's only 9:10 am! Okay, I've blown my day!
ReplyDeleteThat first guy. Wow. I think he needs a wax.
Hi Kylie
Hi Megan
Hi Gig
Hi Bob
Hi Leah!!!
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Hi everybody!
ReplyDeleteGatecrashing here..
ReplyDeletefunny post!
Oh I love the back hair creativity. I was listening to the radio the other day and they said that hairy men were popular again. Is that scary or what?
ReplyDeleteCinn - There are no gate crashers! The Cafe is open to ALL.
ReplyDeleteHi Cece!
I once waxed the back of a good friend, who was also my landlord, years ago.
ReplyDeleteI had to place him face down on my bed, and sit on his butt in order to complete the job. I did it in strips, so he couldn't back out. (heh, BACK out) I'm kind of a bitch, you see...
I must say, hearing him scream like a woman, it was to date, the most fun I'd ever had with a man in bed.
Hi Cinnamon! Stay awhile and have a virtual drink! Or put up a post! Or whatever!
ReplyDeleteKaren, that is perhaps one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
Karen, I think that would be considered cruel and unusual punishment. But hilariously funny as well!
ReplyDeleteHe asked me to do it. He learned a VERY valuable lesson that day:
ReplyDeleteBe careful what you ask for. When you ask a woman for a favor, you will ALWAYS get that favor. If you ask a man for that favor, he will procrastinate till you don't want it anymore.
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