Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Award Season!

This time of year, Los Angeles is a-buzz with award ceremonies. Seeing people get awards inspires me to...well, give out some awards!



The Bringing the Funny Award goes to:

RC

Woman, you crack me up! I can only imagine what a girls' night out with you would be like. If I had my way, What is Stupid? would be on every bookshelf in the nation. Hooray for Volume II!




The Deserves It and More Award goes to:

BOB

Bob, I can't tell you how happy I am that you got that job up there in the Frozen North. Cheers to you for hanging on to your dreams for a better situation, and even more cheers for doing something to bring them about. And for cheering us on at the same time? Hugs!



The You Can't Stop Her And Why Would You Want To Award goes to:

BLOTTIE

She breaks her head, she breaks her ankle, but she never breaks her promises to her ferals. She tells me I suck, but she loves me anyway. You know you do, Suz. When's the garden party???



The Best Use of Facebook Award goes to:

KAREN

I spend too much time trying to be witty with my Facebook updates. And here we have Karen, doing it effortlessly. And she lets it all hang out. Woman, the only reason I don't comment on everything you say is because I can't take the swarm of messages that I get if I do. I wish I could be so forthright.



The When Does Your Novel Come Out Because I Wants It Now Award goes to:

LEAH

We're all damn good, but I think Leah is our best writer, and I'm not afraid to say so! You read her posts, you get sight, sound, taste, touch, scent...you're transported!




The How Does She DO It Award goes to:

CECE

She works some insane hours and yet she's always there for her boys and for us when we need her. If I had some free time to give away, she'd be the first to get it. If it wasn't for...


KYLIE

I can't find a photo that does her justice. I can't find words to do her justice....but Bob, I can think of an award that is LONG past due.





Congratulations to all our winners! (Goes and stands behind the bar with Gig while you all dance around. "Giggie, we know what we know.")

Thursday, February 4, 2010

The Perfect Valentine's Day Card

Where is everybody? On Facebook??

Okay, we all know that an important holiday is right around the corner. To help all my friends at the Wild Onion be prepared, I've found some of the most perfect Valentine's Day cards out this season. They capture the very essence of this most romantic occasion. Be sure to tell your Valentine exactly how you feel by sending one of these cards:






UPDATE: Okay, for those of you who HATE Valentine's day, please refer to my post from last year>>> 5 Ways to Revolt Against Valentine's Day

Monday, January 25, 2010

What are you eating?


Okay, I'm on a soapbox now because I saw this documentary last night. I think Suzanne has the right idea being a vegetarian. You know, with all the technology they have these days why can't they make a tomato taste like a steak? They can grow a chicken faster than they did in the 1950s.

You'll never look at dinner the same way again.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Letterman usually isn't funny

I am so not a fan of David Letterman, but I watched this interview with Joaquin Phoenix and laughed out loud several times during it. I just wanted to share it with all of you that did not catch it and hear what your thoughts on it are.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

wrong thong


suzy is over on facebook blathering on about wanting porn at the onion. she also blathers on at times about how uncomfortable underwear is and now we know why
jeez suze....................................

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Happy Birthday Cece!!!



Are we ready to PARTY!!

I know I am!

So, let's get this Birthday Bash going....
We must have cake...I thought that

Cece should have a choice...Enjoy!


How about some Fresh Fruit... Enjoy!



Move Sweets Anyone.....



The Bar is Open!

Chicken Fried Music with the Zac Brown Band... YeeHaw!!


Let's all wish Cece a Wild, Wonderful Birthday
from the Wild Onion Cafe!!

We Love you, Cece!!

Monday, January 18, 2010

I have so few options, you have no idea!!! It's Cece's birthday in a few days. I can't do it. I can't load photos. Someone has to step up and make it absolutely amazing. We wouldn't be here without her. So do it right.

Me