(Suzanne is having a little difficulty in adding any photos, so I'll help her out on this one)

What? Shut up. I can't even get a f***** picture. I've been trying for like 10 freakin' minutes. NOPE. Nothin'. Why? Ahhhhhhhhh...who the hell knows. Blogger doesn't like me because I've been deliquent and because my computer guy screwed the hell out of me. Well, you know what I look like. What the garden looks like. What all my friends and family look like. Pets. Park. Good luck!!!

Drinking out of cups

This is hilarous. Thought we could use a bit of comedy here at The Onion. I suggest that we all take a hit of his acid and go into the closet with him.
And remember, Lighthouses Rule. If you don't like Lighthouses, you SUCK!

Welcome Back, Cece?

Maybe not. Actually, I am coming out of hiding in attempts to help out a friend of mine with a very important cause. We are attempting to raise money for Cystic Fibrosis. For those of you who do not know what that is, just know that it is a disease that effects children. By following this link, http://www.cff.org/Great_Strides/dsp_DonationPage.cfm?walkid=6333&idUser=216663
you can find out all you need to know about Cystic Fibrosis and help out a couple of great kids that I know.

Spring Fling

I had such plans for this post but then my sister started texting me from this party she's at, so I'm distracted. I'll be back, but feel free to ADD!!!!!

Duck Butts

How in the world did I come up with this post? I Googled "ducks" and looked at the images and of course, I had to pick the one with duck butts!

And that's all there was to it!

I miss you guys so I had to swing by for a drink. Can I bring my duck butts? It's not a code violation is it?

What's up? Where is everyone? Where's the vodka??? Bartender, DRINK PLEASE!!!

By the way, I have some duck trivia for you:

Did you know that ducks sleep with half their brains awake? Ducks are more likely to sleep with one eye open when they are located on the edge of sleeping groups. They can detect predators in less than a second.

Bet you didn't know that. And if you did, you're really smart. I mean really.

Hello? Anyone there? Am I just talking to myself? Hellooooo....

Minnesota Nice

Sorry I haven't been around much lately... but I am thinking about the ladies of the Wild Onion Cafe!

wild onion sponsored events?

the wild onion bike to work week?

what events do you see the wild onion sponsoring? something goofy and fun or more serious and heartfelt. there must some sort of good that could happen from all of us hanging around on here. does anyone know how to install a donation button on the side? no-profits must have some sort of linksie dingle thing? know what i mean? have a running tally of how much we've donated to date... that sort of shit. anyways that's was today's brain fart.