Monday, March 30, 2009

New menu items

Since Leah liked my bacon bowl comment over at Suzanne's Rose Cottage Studio, I was inspired to add a few items to the Wild Onion Cafe menu:

The original bowl of bacon

Followed by a bowl made of bacon.
Look at the greens Suzanne, those are for you

In the future, all orders will be served on bacon placemats

Quick snacks will include bacon popcorn

and Hot Bacon Pinwheels
Of course there will be Spam with real bacon

And bacon wrapped hot dogs with grilled onions

From the drink menu... we'll add Diet Coke with Bacon

along with genuine bacon vodka for bacon martini's


The dessert menu will be extensive,
highlighted by this bacon-apple pie


Served ala mode with Bacon Ice Cream

Bacon Cinnamon Buns

Fresh baked Bacon Cookies hot out of the oven

A chocolate covered bacon bar


Bacon Lollipops

End the evening by cleansing your palate with Bacon Mints

25 comments:

  1. Too funny. I can't believe I have to eat my greens out of a damn bacon bowl.

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  2. Hi Bob. Visit my blog, I have some beautiful black and white photos up for your consideration.

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  3. Just visited your blog and we're still in a 3-way tie. What happens in that event? That would just be too damn funny.

    Love ya,
    Blottie

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  4. where on earth did you get all those pictures bob?

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  5. Some disconnected thoughts on the bacon conundrum:

    As I'm Jewish, bacon represents the most illicit, delectable sin in the world...

    the fact that I'm not supposed to eat it makes it all the more alluring...

    oh yum...

    seriously, most of these items look good to me...

    bacon bowl, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!! I still love it...

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  6. Leah...

    It's the Wild Onion, anything is possible. This bacon is kosher!!!

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  7. Yay for kosher bacon!

    but seriously, it's not like I don't sneak some down the ole gullet anyway, sometimes...

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  8. Hello Wild Onion,
    That's some crazy sh!t.
    Just looking at it made me fat.

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  9. Auntie is getting...sucked...in!!!! Yay!

    I wish I had any appetite at all...

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  10. I LOVE BACON! But I'm not sure it would taste good on a cinnamon roll or in a pie.

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  11. It tastes good in a cinnamon roll. Oh yes.

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  12. OH MY GOD!!! Karen's back. Thank God. And Cece, have you ever heard of a bacon/onion quiche? Here, let me bake one for the Wild Onion. Trust me, you'll remember my name! I think we should have a special room for quiche and pie tastings.

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  13. i lurve bacon! :D
    but bacon covered in chocolate makes the hairs on my neck stand...

    I love the bacon bowl though! yummy!

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  14. I just had to come back and admire the hot bacon pinwheels...

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  15. I'm starving. What's for dinner?

    Hi Bob
    Hi Kylie
    Hi Leah
    Hi Auntie (You should consider becoming a member of this motley crew. Just be careful when Kylie's "on her game!")
    Hi Megan
    Hi Karen
    Hi Reyjr (you should consider it too. When the hell's your birthday? That's the first step! Yes, this is a vortex.)

    Okay, well gotta go round up me up some salad. *Exits stage left, trips over fans of bacon.* Damn, barely made it out of that catastrophe. You know what makes me laugh? That Reyjr and Auntie actually venture in. That takes balls. Karen had balls. Queen Goob too. Where the hell is Queen Goob. I miss that woman.

    This is a special place.

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  16. That was supposed to read "...round me up some salad!" I think the mistake is funnier.

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  17. I will most definitely round up you up some salad. It would be my pleasure!

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  18. Leah,

    Hi darling. What a day. I gotta go. I just posted even though I'm not blogging any longer. Will someone please "fix me!!!" Honey, you really do have to read some of Martha's "stuff." You have no idea how perfect you are for one another!!! It's funny how small the world is. For some reason I read her words and see you. Giggie read her words and sees me. Life is so good!!!

    Love you baby and I would like my greens with a bit of meyer lemon oil and a wee bit of herb goat cheese. Thanks darling.

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  19. And stop being a sarcastic bitch!!!

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  20. Suzy! Where did you go! Are you okay?

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  21. u just missed it. :p it was on March 11.

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