WAIT, WHAT?!?

The last post on this blog was for my birthday...in 2011?!?

I did not realize that. Obviously. Until just now when I checked back here. I ran through some of the old stuff and laughed my ass off. Why did we ever let this go? Facebook, I guess.

I DEMAND A RETURN TO THE ONION.

Wait...um...that's kind of...demanding.

Hey, guys? What's up? How about some blog posts at The Onion?