Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Let Them Eat Cake

I'm bored at work so I decided to post some of the most amazing cakes ever!! Let's offer these in our little cafe, eh? Yes, these are actually cakes you can eat! Some of these look too awesome to even eat but then I'd love to smash them just because I CAN! Muwah aha ha ha ahah (evil laugh). Anyway enjoy!

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Memorial Day Extravaganza

I made Santa go put some pants on. (Sorry Leah) The cops showed up and told us we couldn't keep throwing our loose change at the guy because we were causing a public disturbance. All of the homeless derelicts were out groveling for the change, and it was causing traffic to back up. Of course we didn't mind because the T.V. stations were out filming the debacle and we got some great free press coverage. I hung a new neon sign on the store front stating Happy Hour Every Hour, and the dough has been pouring in. That is why all of our blogger patrons are able to get their virtual drinks for free. So we are going to have a Special party all weekend long. It's called the Memorial Day Weekend Extravaganza! So put on your drinking caps everyone, and let the booze fountain start to flow! (And we have a special spring water fountain for you, Suze)
(Bindi, we have a special hot chocolate and latte fountain for you, and we have a fruit punch fountain set up in the kids section of this multifunctional establishment. ) Every one have a great time. Now let the comments fly!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

now what!

after removing "the bum" from the front of our establishment here another man has decided to bless us with his presence. if anyone sees this man, we need to invite him in. we cant have him wasting all that "talent" on non paying customers...

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Dedicated to Suzanne

As many of you may know, Suzanne is dealing with some very serious health issues right now. I wanted to dedicate this post to her and say how lucky we all are for knowing her. She is a beautiful soul who genuinely cares about all she meets.

Suzanne, my deepest wish for you is that you experience the moment of now, no matter what you are going through, because that is where pure joy exists.

Blessings and Peace to you!

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Happy Birthday Dear Mark.......

Let's start celebrations....

this bouquet is for you....

"God gave a gift to the world when you were born—
a person who loves, who cares,
who sees a person’s need and fills it,
who encourages and lifts people up,
who spends energy on others
rather than himself,
someone who touches each life he enters,
and makes a difference in the world,
because ripples of kindness flow outward
as each person you have touched, touches others.
Your birthday deserves to be a national holiday,
because you are a special treasure
for all that you’ve done.
May the love you have shown to others
return to you, multiplied.
I wish you the happiest of birthdays,
and many, many more,
so that others have time to appreciate you
as much as we do."

I hope you going to like your birthday dress and shoes.....

If is three different styles to choose from :)

let's dance...
Cut the cake...
this is going to be a Hawaiian buffet...

Suze bring this for you and hide it... This is from Suze... Just for you dear Mark... :)

Chocolate fondue...
dessert buffet....
For this special day only healthy drinks beers :))

let's watch this........

Every one is getting one of this gift basket...
Mark hope you enjoyed your birthday party....
Love and hugs from all of us.....

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

ITS ON....

it was a couple posts ago suz casually called me out to some sort of race to end a disagreement on an issue. there was talk of poker, tapioca twister and i seem to remember some backhoe bikini contest. seeing as how i was moody that day my response was not of the caliber of this fine establishment. (too bad right?) well she has decided that tricycle racing would be more appropriate. lets do it....

i took the liberty of choosing a speedy racer for Suzanne, something that perhaps fits her style. sleek, old school and pink! (i think its her favorite color rose??? i could be wrong.) it comes with a flower basket option, but don't let me be quoted on that. with its low pro tires and sweet aerodynamics she is sure to look good while sporting her heels and strappy dress... turn the lights on and look out!!!

i spent a couple extra hours in the shop after work tonight and whipped out the little number below. it has clean lines and reflects more of the style of trike i might ride in a bikini wearing road race. I'm not a big fan of the color but its what i had in a can laying around the shop. and since i built it from spare parts and its not store bought like Suzie's, it should qualify for the event....

now alls i have to do is choose between a one piece or two piece bikini!

Saturday, May 10, 2008


Well, did you all miss me while I was gone? What, you didn't realize I was gone? Well, be forewarned, I'm back and I'm better than ever. We all have our hatched battened down again this evening as we are bracing ourselves for more of Mother's Natures Wrath. I swear that woman hates us. She is bound and determined to destroy our beautiful state with floods and tornadoes. You would think she would be happy with us, for at least we finally got Mike Huckabee out of the Governor's seat. But alas, she must not be that fond of Governor Beebe either. At least she is being nice to me. Our town was sandwiched by the storms yet again and they still missed us. I guess I shouldn't test fate too much though, next week is coming up soon, and she might decide to take me out then. But until that happens, I'm back, so drop me a line and let me know how much you missed me, and that blogger land just wasn't the same without me. It may all be a lie, but at least it would make me feel good, and that's what this is all about. Make me feel good.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Happy Birthday Dear Debbie....

From Suze I know we have week long Birthday celebration so let's start... :))

This cake is specially for you...

Here is your Party dress...
Choose your ornaments... :))

Let me do henna for you...
Let's dance...

Anyone want Mango lassy..
or coconut juice..
Do you like to try some thali..
or kerala style vegetarian meal?
Sit down and enjoy boat race........

This birthday wish is from all of us who treasures you as a wonderful friend and who hopes you have the best birthday ever. Lots of Happiness Always.....

we have had some shady characters hanging around

we recently had to hire some security to hang at the front door. some folks have been hanging around the store front before we open waiting to get in... this just cant be! so now there is a velvet rope to the right of the front door. keep to the right people!

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Something to get us started again...

Remembering Hollywood Squares

These great questions and answers are from the days when "HollywoodSquares" game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

You Can Find Art Anywhere

*posting this because Suzanne got "pissed" at IV's raunchy post, even though I know she secretly like it ;-)*

Latte Art

Here's one for Inner Voices:

enough is enough....

it seems that there have been some children sneaking into the back room at the cafe here..... so ive taken liberty to install a new feature here...

i've installed this in the new childrens area, since we now cater to birthday parties and cake contests as well... i figured having a pooper day care would be important while some of the clients use the adult rooms in the establishment...

we need a good bar fight or something around here... any ideas/takers?