Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Happy Birthday Megarific!

A good friend of ours
living in SoCal
has a birthday today
she's a wonderful gal

She reads lots of books
and cooks lots of bacon
but toast is her favorite
and that's not fakin'

She gives great advice
which she's willing to share
Because deep down inside
she really does care

She works really hard
to raise a great son
She gives what she has
to make him number one

She likes to have fun
and splurge when she can
on movies or games
She's a big sports fan

And on this day
we don't miss this chance
to celebrate with Megan
we sing and we dance

A very special woman
to everyone of us
We go to the effort
to put up a fuss

So three cheers for Megan
on her special day
She is quite magnificent
in so many ways

May your bacon be crispy
and your beer taste terrific
A Happy Birthday to you
because you're Megarific!


Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Ode to a Random Chick

Somewhere in Cali
lives a young lady,
Her intentions are good
not the least bit shady.

She writes lots of words
and is quite maternal,
Her addiction to Starbucks
looks to be eternal.

She's cute as the dickens
and so are her kids,
Her hysterical poems
make friends flip their lids.

Her Poetry is Stupid
and humor has no equal,
There's so much to say
she's writing a sequel.

A few weeks ago
we met her in person,
We all loved her lots
there wasn't any cursin'

She brightens our day
just knowing she's there,
Writing about poop,
ideas and hair.

On this day in June
each and every year,
We stop to celebrate
with wine, pizza and beer.

For today is the day
this Chick was born,
She still looks fantastic
not tired and worn.

All of your friends
from near and from far,
Gather here at the Onion
and sit at the bar.

We laugh and we sing
we dance and we play,
All to remember
your special birthday.

Happy Birthday Random Chick!!!

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Happy Birthday Karen

Happy Birthday Dear Karen....

May your special day bring you tons of smiles and happiness...

You should start your day with a wonderful cup of tea...

With a birthday cupcake for a decadent lunch...

A glass or two of wine to start the evening....

Followed by a grand dinner at Cafe Coconut Cove...

Happy Birthday :)

Saturday, January 8, 2011

it's your birthday, leah!

we wish you all the great joys of life
smooth hair....
great good health (or hunky doctors)

warm weather & bubbles

pretty drinks

and every good birthday gift you could wish for !

happy happy birthday to you
lots of love to a fantastic lady from all of us onionites

Monday, January 3, 2011


Thirty-three posts in 2010? That's ALL? C'mon people. Let's get this together. We've got five days to plan Leah's birthday bash. Any ideas?