Sunday, August 30, 2009

Looney Tunes?

At work we were discussing music this weekend. And I guess I shocked my co-work with my choices of music. I found this quite interesting. She seemed to have a problem with Godsmack and a few other bands I mentioned.

But she was perfectly ok with this song.

I'm sorry, but "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick" how is that any worse than "My Whiskey Hangover"?

I think Whiskey Hangover should be our theme song here at The Onion, but if you all like Lady Gaga, I"m game for that one too. "Love Game" is actually a catchy tune once you get over the shock and awe of the lyrics.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Let's All Put Our Feet Up

In support of our wounded member (heh, heh, I said member) I've made a temporary alteration to the Cafe.

Yes, our beloved Macy's sofa has been replaced by a mobile model, so our even more beloved Blottie can get home in style:

(Shaddup, Severus, and keep pushing!)

Some of the team is out and about, placing these in all required locations:

And a special crack team of infiltrators have been charged with equipping all corners of The Rose Cottage with these, so that we have every possible angle of kitty attack covered:

Meanwhile, let's relax, have a cup of tea, and give thanks that Suzanne is still with us.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Happy Birthday, JO

In the US it is only Aug 19th, but in "The Land Down Under", it is Aug 20th. So, I am sending a HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHOUT OUT to JO!!! When I get home from work, I'll make it more of a party, but until then, this is all she gets.

Feel free to add to this as you wish.

OK, I've made it home and now for the update.

No Party is a party without food, so without any further ado, bring on the food. And the BOOZE

Wow, look at what we have on tap here at The Onion!

And our Liquor cabinets are full as well!

And then there's some more food.

A couple of frosty mugs for the Birthday girl and her Kooky Birdlike husband.

(Hiya Mark, long time no see!!)

We even have a great selection of import beers in good ol' aluminum cans.

And don't forget the cake.

For entertainment, I thought I was renting us a Chippendale dancer, but they sent this Chippendale chair instead.

But have no fear, cos Mahonney said he would give us all a lap dance FOR FREE!!!!!

So, that concludes my party for Jo. I hope you have a wonderful day!!!!

Friday, August 14, 2009

I Smell Birthday Candles!!!

In 6 days we have a very important birthday. Jo turns 29!!! Okay so here's the list because we need the following:

1) Party hats. (Leah can probably have them knitted by then!)
2) Someone has to bake a cake. No I mean really bake it. (We've become very lazy just ordering cakes from Google photos.)
3) Food. We are a bunch of "eaters," so we definitely need food. And please don't forget the vegetarians!
4) Entertainment. I vote for lots of men. I see Kylie's hand is raised way to high, actually both hands. What's she doing trying to flag down a stripper? Okay, guys for Kylie. Hummmmmmmm, Severus' hand is raised, and so's Jorge's, Cece's, and is that Bindi or is she just swatting at a fly? Okay, Random Chickie, you should probably be in charge of entertainment. Don't disappoint because you have a lot of desperate housewives!!! And no, the men on this blog have absolutely NO SAY when it comes to entertainment. None.
5) What to wear? I think this should be a black tie affair. Ahhhhhhhhhhh, just kidding. Come as you are!
6) Someone has to bar tend because Bob has a shell to his ear. I say Giggie. She knows how to mix a mean drink. Okay, we'll all be drinking lemon drops. Oh. My. God.
7) Of course there will be dancing. Paula Abdul has agreed to judge us between jobs. So go out there and get your funk on. Don't hold back. This is for the money honey. The winner will recieved a gorgeous plastic gem set in a gorgeous plastic band. Someone will need to donate 10 cents so I can get it from the gumball machine at Save Mart.
8) I'll do the flowers.
9) Okay, I think we're ready. Cece's the "Boss Lady" so I think this should all be organized through her because I have no clue how to do it!!! What are friends for?! Do you think I should tell her?


Monday, August 10, 2009

Fox New, Unfair and Off Balanced
I really can't stand Fox News, and this is exactly why.
They take things and completely twist them. The only thing they strive to create in America is fear. I Personally think they should not be allowed to be on the air

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Par-tay Time!

Suzanne's Big Five-oh is on Saturday. Get ready to par-tay!

Break out the beer.

Crank up the tunes.

Get down and boogie.

Have some cake.

Take a nap.

Monday, August 3, 2009