Yes, our beloved Macy's sofa has been replaced by a mobile model, so our even more beloved Blottie can get home in style:
(Shaddup, Severus, and keep pushing!)Some of the team is out and about, placing these in all required locations:
And a special crack team of infiltrators have been charged with equipping all corners of The Rose Cottage with these, so that we have every possible angle of kitty attack covered:
Meanwhile, let's relax, have a cup of tea, and give thanks that Suzanne is still with us.
28 comments:
good one meg!
ha, ha, very good! (LOL re the enslaved Severus- but what will Leah think?)
can i join you for that cuppa?
Check out the pink cast! That's awesome, who added that?
I did.
This was funny. Good Job Meg! Oh and kudos to you too Bob for the pink cast.
This is really great. I am happy to put my feet up with our poor Blottie #1. Love ya Blottie!
The pink cast is perfect.
And the enslaved Severus? I've been dreaming of this moment for a year. Megan has fulfilled a dream.
xo to all
(p.s. I've got my laptop propped up on the back of my car, in a parking lot where I found some wifi. Pitiful. This is partly why I've been MIA).
Megan you are hilarious.
Ode to a Broken Blottie
What the hell am I going to do with Leah and her "FETISH?" I went to Google, typed in "Porn" and hoped to find Severus and rescue the poor man. I wasn't able. I got all caught up in legs, and skin, and boobs, and dickies and had a damn hard time finding Severus. Of course I'm still looking. I'll admit, I've orgasimed about 50 times and exhausted, but I'm still looking. My pink cast is making me stupid. I knew this would happen. It's true. Pink sometimes makes you stupid.
I like my new ride. I enlarged to look at the wheels. They turn in all directions. Good. Severus will have light duty. And the color is glorious. A rusty red. Quite lovely!
The pink cast. Yup, that's what it looks like. It's called "Neon Pink." Originally I refused it because I'm a soft pink kinda gal, but after this past week, hell, I'm up to anything. Neon pink? Bring it on. Next I'm going with purple. When I'm done I'm going to mount all my casts on a canvas. You bet your ass I am!!! Wall art!
I love all of you so very, very much. You make me laugh and make this ordeal so much easier. And trust me, it's a pathetic time in my life, but also a time to learn. And I have. I will never make the same mistake. But count on it...I'll make new ones!!! No, of course we'll never run out of crap to talk about!!! Between all of us someone's always screwing up. Thank God!
Love you all and Megs, thanks. Love you darling. XO
Oh, almost forgot. Tea cups. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED. Yes, I have an amazing collection. All the patterns in the photo? Yup, I have. Now see that green one in the back? That's a very famous Irish pattern. Megs would know that one. Very expensive. Everything else? Glorious. Good choice with the photo. I have every pattern shown in the photo. Lots and lots of money in china!!! When I turned, I think it was 38, I asked Rob for an amazing tea cup and saucer set at an antique shop in Santa Monica. It was $85. He paid $85. We weren't aware you could negotiate!!! The day Rob left this house the cup fell off the shelf. All by itself. A huge chunk came out the back end. Hummmmmmmmm. Life is funny like that. It was probably worth $200 by then, but once it lost it's ass, back to about $85! Life.
I love that photo and adore beautiful tea cups and saucers. I do. All the kitties eat on vintage or antique tea saucers. I wouldn't have it any other way. Have I lots tons? You bet your ass I have, but I'm learning about mosaics! Of course I've saved everything.
Thanks for that photo darling. You know me well.
XO
"lots" "lost." Basically the same thing.
That's awesome! I'll drink to that!
Feel better soon, Suze!!!
Awesome Megs!!
I love everything...*hops on new "sofa" and slides across disco floor* Whahoo!!
Just gotta watch Severus, never seem to know where he is "lurking"
Blottie, Blottie, I am so sorry to see you hurting!! I am glad to see you have not lost your sense of humor though,lol!!
Hop on over here to the sofa and we will go for a spin...
Love the Neon Pink!!
xoxoxo
*Turns on disco ball and hobbles over to new Macy's sofa...waits for Giggie and the crew.*
Hi Suz! I speak fluent Belleek...
Megan,
Amen.
Hi Lovey Suzy. I'm thinking about you even though I've got no interwebs.
Actually, I'm thinking of you all. I miss you guys.
Leah,
Hi baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I miss you terribly. I'll send my address when you get home. I'm still looking forward to my hat(s)!
You should write a short story about surviving in the Adirondacks!!! What? Of course I'm laughing because I see you hunched over in the back seat of a Pontiac trying to get a connection. What women do to survive. Ha!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Stay off your damn leg!
Bob, I am. Knock it off.
Alrighty then... I'll bring you your drink.
Okay then. It's really simple. Berry juice, lime, and sparkling water. That's it.
I finished my refreshment hours ago. What, I don't get a refill?
Bob, I'm serious. I invented a new drink. It's completely alchole free and delicious.
Mix in tall class:
Equal parts of a really good berry juice with no sugar, with lime or lemon Calistoga Sparkling Mineral water. Then squeeze in a half a fresh lime. Oh, on ice. Sublime.
Yes Bob, I know how to spell alcohol. It's spelled like that, right?
:) Blottie!!!
Can we call your new drink a "Berry Blottie"?
Absolutely. And it's delicious. It should be the featured drink at the Onion.
Happy Saturday darling.
XO
I am very thankful that Suzanne is still with us!
Thanks for the invite to the cafe!
no wuckin forries, otin
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