I made Santa go put some pants on. (Sorry Leah) The cops showed up and told us we couldn't keep throwing our loose change at the guy because we were causing a public disturbance. All of the homeless derelicts were out groveling for the change, and it was causing traffic to back up. Of course we didn't mind because the T.V. stations were out filming the debacle and we got some great free press coverage. I hung a new neon sign on the store front stating Happy Hour Every Hour, and the dough has been pouring in. That is why all of our blogger patrons are able to get their virtual drinks for free. So we are going to have a Special party all weekend long. It's called the Memorial Day Weekend Extravaganza! So put on your drinking caps everyone, and let the booze fountain start to flow! (And we have a special spring water fountain for you, Suze)
(Bindi, we have a special hot chocolate and latte fountain for you, and we have a fruit punch fountain set up in the kids section of this multifunctional establishment. ) Every one have a great time. Now let the comments fly!