Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Give me your tired, your poor, your UNINVITED




*Megan hears the angry clacking of some slingbacks approaching and runs for her life, but not before pouring Giggie a Lemon Drop!*

20 comments:

Gig said...

*dancing on the Macy Sofa...under the Disco Ball*

Thanks for the Lemon Drops Meg!!

Oops...better run...I hear the slingbacks.....bye!!

Leah said...

Wait, who's not invited?

Megan said...

*Ducks back in*

Leah! You gotta go over Suzanne's fb wall and click the confessions link to find out!

*Skedaddles*

Leah said...

So am I the only one in there?

as I said before,


heh. heh. heh.

It's quite dirty.

Megan said...

I'd cry in my beer, but I'm too busy bowling! Dammit, why'd Goob have to be on vacation right now?!?

Gig said...

I am ready to bowl, might as well. Another Lemon Drop won't hurt either....

*jumps on pink tryke...burns rubber*

Megan said...

Where's all the hot guys? I need somebody to hold my drink while I roll!

Suzanne said...

Get off my f****** bike you bitch!!! I leave you girl for a few minutes and you go all wacky on me. ENOUGH LEMON DROPS!!!!!!!!Bar's closed. Knock it off. *Everyone hears the angry clacking of gorgeous black slingbacks approaching and runs for their lives! Oh, I'm also in a gorgeous little black dress...good luck with that!* Get off the Macy's sofa you wacky broad. Will someone please take control of Giggie? Giggie, sit while I explain the freakin' rules: You're all invited. There are no rules. Remember when the Wild Onion became a reality? Cece said, "there are no rules." I'll always remember that. There are no rules here either. It's our place. All ours and nothing will ever change that. We can say and do whatever we want. It's a place to vent, to share, to be who we are, a safe haven. Our Cheers. I love you all so very much and this is my gift to you. XO to all.

Gig said...

When I am invited, I will give back the P.T., until then it is hidden where you can't find it! *Sticks tongue out at Suzanne*....gotta go bowl now.....

Megan said...

I tried once more, and still there is no joy in Mudville. Cheers, Suz and Leah! I'm going to bed!

King of New York Hacks said...

Im crashing. ;P

Random Chick said...

I don't think I was invited but who cares? I'm HERE!

Did someone say "Lemon Drop?"

Random Chick said...

Does anyone know what @#$% said? Is that Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Taiwanese or Korean? I don't want to be politically incorrect.

Oh who cares!? Give @#$% a Lemon Drop and just be done with it.

Suzanne said...

You're all nutty. Megs, I'll reinvite you. Giggie, I'll reinvite you too. Now CSI just asked for an invite. Oh dear lord!!! And King of New York Hacks is here...HURRAY!!!!!!!!!!! "Watch out for that lamp post baby!" RC, I'll reinvite you. You were invited. You're on my list. See? Right there...#5! You're always included. I do have to get Bindi and a few others on the list however. God forbid they miss "dirty" stuff! And just think what Bob will miss now that he got all huffy and went stomping off with his comments tucked under his arm. "BABY COME BACK!" I'll even send you and invite! :) Oh, and Giggie, if I don't find my bike pretty soon, I'm going to use you as my bowling ball. One more thing. @#S% can stay here and have a drink, but that wacky dude is not invited to...you know where. *Suze fluffs hair, straightens little black dress, then bends over slowly to adjust slingback. She's last seen leaving to post more dirty stuff...*

Megan said...

Well, if I only got one guy to come over here, at least he's a King. :)

Whassup, RC? Whassup, stranger? Sorry, I don't speak any Asian languages...

kylie said...

looks like chinese to me

just bob said...

Hello all.

Cece said...

Don't worry gals, I'm not invited yet either. She keeps telling me she has sent me an invite, but I've yet to see it. I don't know, maybe we need to send Bob over to show her how to do it. Bob, could you show Miss Blottie how to "DO IT?"

just bob said...

She'd prefer the Home Depot guy.

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