My birthday is up next. But we should probably do something between here and there.
Everyone forgot MY birthday here... but... They remembered on FACEBOOK!!
Who is that person who keeps typing in Korean??I mean really.HI BOB!HI MEGAN!HI KAREN! (Sorry we forgot your birthday here...we suck).Anyone else around??? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Sorry Karen... looking at the side bar now I see I screwed that one up, as usual.Hi MegsHi KarenHi RCHi Korean dude or dudette
We all screwed that up, so let's celebrate her's and mine the same day. Big bash!!! Bob, you need to bartend cuz you're the best bartender the Wild Onion ever had! I love you guys very much. Let's make 51 matter. And 30 somthing. How the hell old are you Karen? I keep blocking out the number!!! Yes, honey, in denial! What? I am!
Let's have it sorta like family picnic style. Outside. Everyone getting a tan. Grilling. Just make sure we're grillin' lots of veggies for me!!! Animals are invited. Smart assed kids too. Let's have loads of fun this year. This is a good year for Karen and me. Time to celebrate with dear friends. I'll read stories from my sex book! Oh, and let's not forget to invite the "Korean" guy! RC, he's Korean, right?
Lets cross the bridge when we come to it............................................................
Well...that's just damn funny!
Hey Korean guy...what's your name? Ummm, in English?
Did anyone notice that Koren dude suddenly got more squares in his name after Suzanne talked about sex? HUMMMMM Interesting.
He visits me too, and sometimes his little witticisms are surprisingly apropos.
I love how everyone ignored how I ignored the August people. :)
Megs, you can't have a birthday celebration at the Wild Onion without being posted at the Wild Onion. You see that little list to the right? You aren't there! Just sayin' honey!!! When's your birthday? *Suze rolls eyes in head..."Kids."* Sorry..."Women!!!"
Karen, we forgot you too? Okay, I'm buying a special calendar just for birthdays!
We'll just make up a date for Bob and our Korean friend! ;)
That's right!!! Bob REFUSES to let us know when his birthday is!!! I forgot about that!Bob, no worries, you aren't solely responsible for remembering my birthday, so stop taking it upon yourself! Suze... It IS going to be a good year. A much better year than last year. I hope.
I think we should hold a contest for Bob's and the Korean guy's birthday. We'll all submit dates. None of us will know what the other has selected b/c Kylie's kids will be in charge of not only receiving the dates, but writing them out on slips of paper, putting them in two hats or two boxes, mixing them up really well, then one lucky young lady or young man will have the honor of selecting the winning dates. The lucky young man or woman will be determined by a competition! The bathtub will get a bit of water. You will share a yellow rubber ducky. One by one you will place it under the faucet end of the tub, then blow it to the opposite end. Your Mum will time each of you with her egg timer! The best time wins! Mum will then escort all of you to the living room for the selection process. She will monitor to assure The Wild Onion Gang that the selection process was legal and there was absolutely no stuffing of the hats or boxes with only her dates!!! If Mum wins, there are going to be a lot of very angry Americans!!! And perhaps a Canadian. Just sayin'! Yes, we will need verification. Aka photos. :)
Bob, you are a good man and the best "remembererrrrrrr" of birthdays. Big hug.
Karen, love you darling. It is going to be a GOOD year. I can feel it. Thanks beautiful. XO
bob,you really are a great birthday organising person and it's not fair that we cant try to repay the favour (tho, left to me you could prolly forget it)suze,you really think i'm gonna let four of them into the bathroom?
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