HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY IV. ENJOY THE YEAR!!! WELL NOT RIGHT THERE. WE THINK THAT'S GERMANY AND IT'S PROBABLY ILLEGAL. TAKE IT IN THE BACK BUDDY.

WITH LOVE FROM ALL OF US!

Hey, Hey, We're The Monkeys!

Okay, this bar needs some entertainment to get more people in here. I know the economy sucks, but it's livelier at Saggy Bottoms Senior Center than it is here lately!!

We're hiring The Monkeys to do a live show every Monday night. They use actual monkeys now because they've gotten so old...

Peter Tork can't find his keys or his comb...

 ...Micheal Nesmith can't get up from his chair anymore...

...Micky Dolenz thinks he's Frank Sinatra and wants to open a casino in Vegas...

...and Davey brings out his man boobs as an encore!

Who's up for Happy Hour! I sure do need a drink after seeing those MOOBS!

Megarific Monday!!!

It's Megarific Monday.... Megan's Birthday falls on a holiday so we can all hang out and celebrate together!

We'll start off the day with toast in the morning. How else could you celebrate Megarific's birthday without toast in the morning?

We all pitched in for a HUGE gift card so Megs can buy all the books she wants...

So many books her library will look like this.

We'll make sure she wins her Fantasy Football Leagues.... AGAIN!

So she doesn't have to wait in the sun while waiting for the train, a brand new parasol to bring her shade...

Since Meg's confessed to being a C+ in the last post, our next stop will be to head over to Vicky's...

... and we'll get her what every woman wants, a Bacon Bra.

And as her special day comes to an end, we'll kick back with a frosty cold beverage....

and a big slice of cake.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
MY SPECIAL FRIEND
THE MEGARIFIC, MEGALICIOUS
MEGAN!

Bring your own cups day!!!

What's your cup size?