Monday, September 13, 2010

Hey, Hey, We're The Monkeys!



Okay, this bar needs some entertainment to get more people in here. I know the economy sucks, but it's livelier at Saggy Bottoms Senior Center than it is here lately!!

We're hiring The Monkeys to do a live show every Monday night. They use actual monkeys now because they've gotten so old...

Peter Tork can't find his keys or his comb...

 ...Micheal Nesmith can't get up from his chair anymore...

...Micky Dolenz thinks he's Frank Sinatra and wants to open a casino in Vegas...

...and Davey brings out his man boobs as an encore!

Who's up for Happy Hour! I sure do need a drink after seeing those MOOBS!

9 comments:

Megan said...

God we used to love watching the Monkees when we were kids. And yes, Davy was my favorite. But, um, NOT ANY MORE.

(PS What about Zack's birthday? Was it so wild we all blacked out and don't remember anything? Yeah, that's definitely it. I see some telltale scraps lying around...)

Random Chick said...

Looks like the Monkees aren't working...Megan, yeah. That was it. ;-)

Leah said...

Ah the Monkees...

You know, I blame it all on Severus' defection to Fangtasia and the loving Nordic arms of Eric...

Queen Goob said...

PETER!

Hey, don't knock the monkees, they got us here......even if it currently burns our eyes to look at them.

Davy, there's buttons on your shirt FOR A REASON!!!!

Love you guys!

Suzanne said...

Davy was my favorite. I'll admit. Now he needs a bra almost the size of my cup. YIKES!!!

Random Chick said...

I found some photos of the rest of the guys...some of them didn't age so well.

Suzanne said...

YES MEGAN...I just said the same think to Dana over on FB. Let's do something. We can't not. Who's in charge. Megan, how about you!!!???

Suzanne said...

Oh, and it'll have to be a HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY party. For God sakes, don't forget the dancing girls or the woman who can do what he just posted on his blog. I need to stretch a bit more...she gave me a complex!

Random Chick said...

Ok Suze, now you have me intrigued. I've got to see what Zack has on his blog. I'm sure I'll regret it.