I've decided we need a well-stocked costume chest here at the Wild Onion. This way, when you come here and want to cast off your everyday self, you can dress yourself up to suit the task.
I'm going to begin by tucking the leftover outfits from the Goth Ball in there.
And I assume we need a plastic fireman's helmet.
So, what else should go in our costume chest?
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Most definitely a fake "porn-stache" and a white doctor's coat with the name emblazoned on the front, "Dr. Howie Feltersnatch".
I wanted to do this so badly for Halloween, but wasn't able to get the stuff together in time. Perhaps next year.
This is a great idea. Karen's suggestion is hilarious!
I'll put on my thinking cap...
Hot nurse costume.
*pictures Bob in hot nurse costume*
That's the image that popped into my mind as well. Great minds, Megan, great minds...
Karen, you had me rolling with Dr. Howie Feltersnatch and the porn-stache. This is going to be the best costume chest evah.
It's almost 4 am and you all have me laughing so hard I can barely cope!!! Karen!!! You're too funny!!!!! And Bob, you look good in white! Karen, please you're killin' me! I'm trying to type this and all I keep reading in Dr. Howie Feltersnatch. STOP!
This is too perfect for us. We need some fun. I'd like a well stocked sexy bra and pantie drawer because you know I don't wear either. And everything has to fit perfectly!!! I like white, but love color too. *Suze is observed rummaging through Karen's fake "porn-stache" in a sexy black bra and panties. "I feel a chill...can someone get me a nurse!?"
Wigs. Lots and lots of wigs.
I always kinda wanted full-on dreds, but was never brave enough to do it...
DON'T do it Megan!!! They smell horrible. You can't clean them properly and they stink like the worst dirty hair stench in the world. It turns my stomach when I encounter someone with them. Plus, you can never get them out, you literally have to cut them out. Horrid things... Just settle for a wig with them. They are AWFUL. Stinky. Gross.
Wait--I have to put in a plug for dreads, LOL. I have known several people with dreads, and although for the most part they were sorta nasty, I knew a boy in college with a full on medusa head of dreads, and these dreads smelled SO sweet and good, all the time. I used to sniff them just for my sweet fix!
So how on earth could he have pulled that off? It's a mystery, isn't it.
Anyway, let's get a dreadlock wig in there.
LOL Karen I will stick with just the wig! :)
I'm throwing in a couple of feather boas, a trenchcoat and some hawaiian shirts...
Oooohh!!! A TRENCH coat!!! Very naughty and intriguing!!!
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