Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Ode to a Random Chick

Somewhere in Cali
lives a young lady,
Her intentions are good
not the least bit shady.

She writes lots of words
and is quite maternal,
Her addiction to Starbucks
looks to be eternal.

She's cute as the dickens
and so are her kids,
Her hysterical poems
make friends flip their lids.

Her Poetry is Stupid
and humor has no equal,
There's so much to say
she's writing a sequel.

A few weeks ago
we met her in person,
We all loved her lots
there wasn't any cursin'

She brightens our day
just knowing she's there,
Writing about poop,
ideas and hair.

On this day in June
each and every year,
We stop to celebrate
with wine, pizza and beer.

For today is the day
this Chick was born,
She still looks fantastic
not tired and worn.

All of your friends
from near and from far,
Gather here at the Onion
and sit at the bar.

We laugh and we sing
we dance and we play,
All to remember
your special birthday.

Happy Birthday Random Chick!!!


Random Chick said...

OH. My. God. I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ((((HUGS!))))

Just a woman said...

Happy Birthday, RC!!!!! GREAT poem, Bobness!! I love it!!

Gig said...

Hope your day has been great RC!
Bob, you are awesome!!! I see writing in your future!

Megan said...

Damn good, Bob. Happy birthday to our Random Chick!

CSI Seattle said...

Hey, if your 44 and I'm 44, doesn't that, doesn't that...that doesn't mean anything.

Happy birthday to you!!!

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Leah said...

Dear Miss D, I'm SO sorry I missed this! Belated happy birthday and lots and lots of love. Bob, this is wonderful!

Random Chick said...

Thank you everyone! BTW, did someone follow up with Griya Mobil Kita? Looks like he/she is looking to sell someone something they don't want/need. Who's gonna take that call? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Cece said...

Hey, Who says that the party's over? Just because RC's B. Day was 2 weeks ago doesn't mean we have to stop celebrating. I hope you party and celebrate your beautiful life all year long.