Well, it appears that Bob is going to be a shit head and not tell us his actual birth date, so I have baked him some "Special Cookies" to celebrate the occasion.
And if he doesn't stop being such a dick wad about it, he may just be getting a cake instead of cookies. We all know he isn't a cake man, but I always make good on my promises. So spill the beans, Bob, or else!!
Hope you are having a wonderful Non Birthday today!