Thursday, February 26, 2009

HAPPY NON BIRTHDAY BOB

Well, it appears that Bob is going to be a shit head and not tell us his actual birth date, so I have baked him some "Special Cookies" to celebrate the occasion.






And if he doesn't stop being such a dick wad about it, he may just be getting a cake instead of cookies. We all know he isn't a cake man, but I always make good on my promises. So spill the beans, Bob, or else!!


Hope you are having a wonderful Non Birthday today!

17 comments:

just bob said...

Oh.My.Goodness.

If you keep posting photos like that I'll never tell you when my b-day is.

That's too damn funny for words. Thanks Cece!!!

Cece said...

Never?

Megan said...

That...that...what IS that? I'm scared of it!!!

Suzanne said...

I was just on the phone with Cece and she presented this to me. I nearly died. I said "For Christ sakes it has veins. I don't think I want that thing near me!" Bob, you're a good lookin' fella, but I'll be honest, don't come near me with that thing!!!" Good God!!!

Knock it off. When the hell's your birthday? I'm serious. WHEN THE HELL'S YOUR DAMN BIRTHDAY. *Starts baking a cake.* Oh, you betcha. You're in for a rude awakening.

XO

Suzanne said...

Cece, I love you to bits. You're the best!

Leah said...

I second Megan in saying

Oh my god what is that

Random Chick said...

Cece, is that second photo an actual "dick wad?" I've never seen one so I just wanted to know.

Happy Birthday, Bob! You are the best.

Hi Cece!
Hi Megan!
Hi Susan!
Hi Leah!

I'm almost got my monkey mind under control...almost.

Megan said...

I knew RC wouldn't be able to resist this one. I knew it!!!!

Hiya, RC! Miss you!

kylie said...

bob, i dont give a damn about your birthday

just bob said...

* wanders through the Cafe... high fives Kylie, takes a turd cookie... keeps walking *

Practically Joe said...

Today is not Bob's birthday.
When Bob's birthday actually comes around ... I will wish him a Happy Birthday ... but in a private email ... because he doesn't want anyone else to know when it is.

Megan said...

Joe - You know that Sam Cooke song, "The Great Pretender" ????

Karen ^..^ said...

The turd cookies are cute. I wonder if my kids would eat them if I made them...

That second picture is creepy looking. I don't know what it is and I don't want to know. It's yucky.

The solution is simple...

Bob is a Taurus. So every single day, from April 21st through May 21, we say happy birthday to Bob. Except May 4th. That's MY birthday. ;)

Leah said...

Okay, Cece, seriously, what is that?

Cece said...

I'll just keep everyone guessing.

LOL!

These comment so far are just hilarious.

Suzanne said...

I think it's a yule log.

Skeeter said...

I am so NOT going to you all when my birthday is.

Oh my. veins too.

Happy anatomically correct and scatologically accurate non B-day.

Best wishes,

Skeeter