I once waxed the back of a good friend, who was also my landlord, years ago.
I had to place him face down on my bed, and sit on his butt in order to complete the job. I did it in strips, so he couldn't back out. (heh, BACK out) I'm kind of a bitch, you see...
I must say, hearing him scream like a woman, it was to date, the most fun I'd ever had with a man in bed.
He asked me to do it. He learned a VERY valuable lesson that day: Be careful what you ask for. When you ask a woman for a favor, you will ALWAYS get that favor. If you ask a man for that favor, he will procrastinate till you don't want it anymore.
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wonderful post random!
Gotta drink to this!
I'll second that drink!!
Uh oh! I'm already on my second! :)
Karen or Gig... can you style my back hair like that?
*raises a glass to the peeps*
Raises a glass to the peeps too. Crap, it's only 9:10 am! Okay, I've blown my day!
That first guy. Wow. I think he needs a wax.
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Hi Leah!!!
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Hi everybody!
Gatecrashing here..
funny post!
Oh I love the back hair creativity. I was listening to the radio the other day and they said that hairy men were popular again. Is that scary or what?
Cinn - There are no gate crashers! The Cafe is open to ALL.
Hi Cece!
I once waxed the back of a good friend, who was also my landlord, years ago.
I had to place him face down on my bed, and sit on his butt in order to complete the job. I did it in strips, so he couldn't back out. (heh, BACK out) I'm kind of a bitch, you see...
I must say, hearing him scream like a woman, it was to date, the most fun I'd ever had with a man in bed.
Hi Cinnamon! Stay awhile and have a virtual drink! Or put up a post! Or whatever!
Karen, that is perhaps one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
Karen, I think that would be considered cruel and unusual punishment. But hilariously funny as well!
He asked me to do it. He learned a VERY valuable lesson that day:
Be careful what you ask for. When you ask a woman for a favor, you will ALWAYS get that favor. If you ask a man for that favor, he will procrastinate till you don't want it anymore.
:D
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