Carriages move forward only when you pull them backw... oh no, wait wait! wait!.. uhmmm
Automatic cars drive forward only if you pull the gear shift backwards (to D or 1 or whatever). (*realizes...but u also pull it back to Reverse! arrghh!)
not very good at this. oh well. COWBELLS? Happy Year of the Ox!
The "New Guy's" in. Damit!!! Reyjr, anyone who would venture into this space and take command deserves recognition. Welcome my dear man!!!! What can we get you? Bob the bartender's on vacation so the ladies will have to do the honor. No really, we will!!! It'll be a distant memory in 6 months. Trust me.
Yes it's true, we're crude, we're rude and frankly I don't think we have much class, but we're "good folk!" Good luck.
hey all. yep i've been around coffee's and the other blogs of note-rs in the recent weeks. i actually just restarted blogging again in January after a long hiatus. Glad to meet all y'all.
Welcome Reyjr, Pull up a chair and sit at one of the corners of the round table. Admission is free, please pay at the door. Kick back and enjoy a cold brew, but only if you're of legal age please. Don't want the law coming down on the establishment here. The rules of the Onion are simple. There are no rules, except when we make up rules, and then we usually only make them up to break them. I started the joint, but I don't run it. It take a huge group effort to run it, and everyone else runs it beautifully. We are a wonderful group of caring, funny, rowdy friends, that know each other like family, yet have never even met. Well, I guess a few of us have met here and there, willy nilly. But most of us, nope. Anyway, join us when ever you like, newcomers are always welcome!
Welcome Reyjr. And Leah, hope you're feeling better sweetie. Can I make something for you? Some hot tea, some coffee, a cigarette butt sandwich? Sorry sweetie, couldn't help myself. How you holdin' up with that end of your bargin? Don't let me down damit!!!!! I am so confident the flu has prevented you from smoking I'm willing to go out on a limb...it's been 2 weeks. No?! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the sweet smell of success. You're over the hump. You're going to be fine.
I love all of you. I'm so sorry I haven't visited your blogs or responded to your comments. Life has been crazy/funny here. I'll talk to you as soon as possible.
20 comments:
I definitely need more cowbell!!!!!
xo
I love it. Not just for Bob...for all. We all struggle in some subtle way. Beautiful RC and thanks.
And Leah...you're such a cheap date!
XO
Oh, nicely done! Coincidence and Cowbells ... coincidence?
Best wishes,
Skeeter
Here's my contribution!
Carriages move forward only when you pull them backw... oh no, wait wait! wait!.. uhmmm
Automatic cars drive forward only if you pull the gear shift backwards (to D or 1 or whatever).
(*realizes...but u also pull it back to Reverse! arrghh!)
not very good at this. oh well.
COWBELLS? Happy Year of the Ox!
Hey reyjr--just went to check out your blog and you have probably the best "About Me" section I've ever read! It's awesome!
Suzy--it's true, I am a cheap date!
Brilliant, RC! Happy Friday everyone!
Thought provoking AND funny all wrapped up in one big pretty package.
THANKS RC!
HEY...has anyone initiated the new guy yet?
The "New Guy's" in. Damit!!! Reyjr, anyone who would venture into this space and take command deserves recognition. Welcome my dear man!!!! What can we get you? Bob the bartender's on vacation so the ladies will have to do the honor. No really, we will!!! It'll be a distant memory in 6 months. Trust me.
Yes it's true, we're crude, we're rude and frankly I don't think we have much class, but we're "good folk!" Good luck.
XO Blottie!
WHERE THE HELL IS MY PHOTO!!!??? WHY AM I A RED X???
GOOBIE, ARE YOU SCREWING WITH ME???!!!
am i the new guy? lol.
i guess im new, and (*checks) yep, i'm a guy alright...
i forget now how i became to wander into this unknown territory. but if for thine premises an initiation shall require...
..why not, walnut?
Hi folks! I've emerged from my bed of woe to say hi. That's all, I got nothin'.
xoxo
p.s. hello again reyjr!
Consider yerself initiated.
Hiya Rey! Seen you over at Coffee's, right?
How's everyone's Saturday going? Leah, any recovery at all or are you still in the throes? Poor darlin'! I'm thinking about you!
We are sitting around the house, doing chores, watching movies we've already seen, and learning how to play canasta...
Hi Megan, I'm actually feeling so much better, thanks!
Today was the most boring day ever, but necessary. I made a second dish cloth for you--they're going out to you on Monday--
How's everyone else doing around here?
xo
hey all. yep i've been around coffee's and the other blogs of note-rs in the recent weeks. i actually just restarted blogging again in January after a long hiatus. Glad to meet all y'all.
Welcome Reyjr,
Pull up a chair and sit at one of the corners of the round table. Admission is free, please pay at the door. Kick back and enjoy a cold brew, but only if you're of legal age please. Don't want the law coming down on the establishment here. The rules of the Onion are simple. There are no rules, except when we make up rules, and then we usually only make them up to break them. I started the joint, but I don't run it. It take a huge group effort to run it, and everyone else runs it beautifully. We are a wonderful group of caring, funny, rowdy friends, that know each other like family, yet have never even met. Well, I guess a few of us have met here and there, willy nilly. But most of us, nope. Anyway, join us when ever you like, newcomers are always welcome!
Oh and RC,
Great job here. Cowbells? Coincedence? I think I need a drink.
Welcome Reyjr. And Leah, hope you're feeling better sweetie. Can I make something for you? Some hot tea, some coffee, a cigarette butt sandwich? Sorry sweetie, couldn't help myself. How you holdin' up with that end of your bargin? Don't let me down damit!!!!! I am so confident the flu has prevented you from smoking I'm willing to go out on a limb...it's been 2 weeks. No?! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the sweet smell of success. You're over the hump. You're going to be fine.
I love all of you. I'm so sorry I haven't visited your blogs or responded to your comments. Life has been crazy/funny here. I'll talk to you as soon as possible.
XO to all...Suze
WHERE THE HELL'S MY FREAKIN' PHOTO!!!???
Thanks Cece & Suzanne & everyone for the warm welcome. :D
Suzanne, I can see ur photo from here. ?
Post a Comment