It does appear that a few of our customers are making their way over to Sherrill's after they leave here. She actually came over to complain about it yesterday. It appears that some of our inebriated friends were making a few of her customers feel a bit uncomfortable. She gave me this picture as proof.
Come on gentlemen, their nipples are not that impressive. I mean, you have to be wearing some serious beer goggles to be attracted to those two bottleheads. Surely, The Wild Onion has enough attractive buxom babes to keep you gentlemen here. Do we need to open a Bunny Ranch out back?
It's eye catching, but I see one little problem with the photo. It doesn't have our name on it. IV, put down the weed for a couple of minutes and go fix the sign. I expect better work from someone I am not paying. Now come on, I know you do your best work for free!
And lastly, the bathroom cleaning lady was complaining about the conditions in the men's restroom, so, we have proposed a new rule. Please abide by all posted signs.
Thank you for your cooperation.