Friday, March 13, 2009

Gardening vs Boobs...


I noticed my gardening post wasn't doing too well, so I Googled boobs. Look what I found. I know sex sells and blogs with lots of boobs and ass do quite well. My question is logical. How can the woman walk? Can she tie a tennis shoe? Can she shave? Can she find a bra (apparently not)? But she likes pink. I've gotta give her credit for pink. And perhaps cotton.

15 comments:

kylie said...

gross

Suzanne said...

I gotta go to bed, but I agree. Why would anyone do that to themselves? I look at IV's blog and see boobs, boobs, boobs and wonder why? Why? Why? The I pull out of WalMart ever few days and see Hooters, Hooters, Hooters. WalMart is the family friendly place and Hooters advertises as a family place. Can you imagine bringing your kids or wife to Hooters?! That's just sort of sick!!! Oh, and by the way, I don't know how that woman keeps upright. Really.

Kylie, is your hair cut or in a ponytail? By the way, you look fabulous in navy! Nice photo.

Karen ^..^ said...

What I want to know is... How the hell can she smile? How is that not a pained grimace on her face?

That looks painful as hell.

How can anyone mutilate themselves that way?

Megan said...

Maybe she wants a job as wet nurse for the octuplets?

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Megan said...

Boobs will bring you spam every time!

Leah said...

@Megan--hahaha! you're so very right.

just bob said...

In best Butthead voice...

Huh, huh, huh... Suzy said boobs.

In best Beavis voice...

Yeah, yeah, boobs... boobs... BOOBS!

Suzanne said...

Megan, I'm not going to look. Do I just delete that stuff?

Hi Leah!

Bob...knock it off. I always say "BOOBS!!!" Have you been sleeping? I just can't believe that woman has the collective flesh of an entire state in her tank top. Can you imagine not being able to look down and see the ground? Looking out into the Grand Canyon and seeing only your nipples? Watching the New Years Eve ball drop in Time Square, but never seeing it touch the ground? Please. :)

Megan said...

The collective flesh of an entire state in her tank top

Funniest thing I've read all day.

Ok I'm off home. From work to work - laundry, laundry, laundry this weekend.

How do you know you need to do laundry? When you're wearing two-summers-ago bikini bottoms under your jeans, that's when!

:)

Cece said...

I think those boobs were photoshopped on that woman. But what I want to know is why do the clothing makers always think that just because you are fat, you also have big boobs? I am fat, but I do not have big boobs. And most of the time, the clothes I try on are so big on me in the chest area that they look terrible. I have actually thought about buying inflatable tits just to stuff down the bra of my new swim suit to fill it out. Geesh people. Give me a break.

Kookaburra said...

oh, a picture in 3d!

Suzanne said...

Kooka...you never visit my blog, but get out for this?!!! How dare you!!! I'm going to delete. Ahhhhhhhhhh, just joking. Everyone thinks it's photoshoped. You think?

You'll laugh, but our feral kitty "Baby" is also called "Kookaburra." Why? Who knows, except that she's absolutely "Kookie!"

XO

P.S. You know I can't comment on you blog, but often read it. Just so you know.

Suzanne said...

Will SOMEONE PLEASE post something. I can't stand looking at these boobs another day. If you don't, I will. I'll have myself a triptych!

XO

Skeeter said...

Am I the only one that thinks boobs are cool? Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy?