Sunday, March 15, 2009

if you don't want to look at boobs how about some pussy???

now, if you look down under *wink wink* you will see "posted by kylie" but actually i only posted the pic of the pussy!
the credit for these next two brilliant additions goes to someone else.......
just megan?
or megan & bob?

team posting is the new black


Big Pussy from The Soprano's







Toast crumb...

25 comments:

Megan said...

I just fell off my chair. I'm NOT kidding.

Megan said...

I just fell off my chair AGAIN.

kylie said...

megan,
is that your toast crumb???

Karen ^..^ said...

I love the first picture!!! Too cute!!!

Leah said...

Kylie, you are truly off the charts NC17!!!!! Go Kylie!!!!! You have made me feel all the more free to show my off-color side...

Now, I was thinking, do you think I should have a sock contest just at the Wild Onion, a little private one so one of you nice friends can get a pair of socks? Or am I overestimating the interest in hand-knit socks?

What do we think?

I wish I could just make us all socks--we could be like the Pink Ladies or something (well, Pink Ladies and Gents). So, Wild Onion Sock Contest?

I won't be offended if we decide against it...

And in the meantime, to make room for sock knitting, I've been finishing all my other 20-odd half-finished knitting projects...

Megan said...

It is my toast crumb!

I do want a sock contest!

just bob said...

Save the toast!

kylie said...

i definitely think a sock contest would be grand and you could never overestimate the interest in handknitted socks.
actually, my daughters, who seem to be finding it ever more neccessary to bring me into line, have recently told me off about my socks!
too much black, apparently :)

kylie said...

oh and leah, THANKS!
i did think twice about this post....

Skeeter said...

Devilishly clever that toast crumb

just bob said...

I can't take credit for the toast, but I am the man behind Big Pussy.

Suzanne said...

What can I say? No really? What can I say? I'm sitting here stumped. I keep laughing, everytime I try to write. You're all hilarious and I'm so glad we found one another. Wait till Cece and Gig get a look at this one!

Yes, yes, yes, sock contest at the Wild Onion!!!!! I can hardly wait! "Bartender, I'll have chilled glass of chardonnay please with a side order of sliced apple to celebrate." *Relaxes on Macy's sofa and waits for Bob to appear, but instead Jorge drops by with a bad attitude as usual.* "Hey lady, here's your chardonnay and toast." "Toast?!!! I didn't order toast. You nutty?" "I'll show you some nuts lady." "Oh get away from me you pervert and bring me my damn apple." "No apple for you, only toast." *Rolls eyes in head.* "OKAY, TOAST!"

XO

just bob said...

... hands Suzy an apple, all shiny and ripe...

I'm here Blottie.

just bob said...

Oh yeah, please hand me the toast. I'll put it in under the heat lamp as I'm sure Megan will be here looking for it.

Suzanne said...

Oh God Bob, thank you!!! You know how much trouble Jorge is. And you know what else? Ever since Leah wrote about that damn fruit bowl I've been eating apples like they're going out of style. I'm serious. I put out a fruit bowl loaded with 12 apples and I ate them within days. I just bought a bunch more today. I realize I don't really eat fruit when it's stored in the frig, but when it's out in the open, I chow down like a fruit fool!

Your apple is beautiful. Thank you. But honey, I can't give you my toast because I'm actually hungry! Megan will have to make her own toast. *Takes HUGE bite! Crumbs fall on chest, drop through bra, fall over belly button, past fuzzy area, roll down right leg and onto floor.*

Auntie, aka cagny said...

OMG, I coughed my coffe & corn muffin all over my computer screen.
I'm not sure if I choking or laughting.
:D

Megan said...

Hi Auntie! What a time to choose to come to the cafe! :)

Um, welcome?

Cece said...

My eyes just about bugged out of my head when I saw this! OMG
The sock contest is a wonderful idea, Leah. We would all covet a pair of your hand knitted socks, very much. We are all very jealous of anyone who has already acquired a pair. So bring it on!!!
Just don't make me think too hard, my head hurts today.

Cece said...

Kylie,
Have I mentioned that your hair cut makes you look like a young girl. Way to go in turning back the clock.

Gig said...

OMG!! I am momentarily speechless...I leave town for a day and what a surprise!! Kylie, I can't imagine that you thought twice about this. *keeps looking over shoulder for gkids*. We aren't called the Wild Onion for nothing!!

Socks? Oh, Yea, I am drooling for a pair of handmade Leah socks, bring on the contest!!

Bob, I am sooo tired today, a slice of Meagan toast would be awesome. If you have time, could you send some my way?

Random Chick said...

Ha ha ha ha!!!

I'm on the floor with Megan!

just bob said...

Ooh... RC and Megan rolling around on the floor.

INNER VOICES said...

i first thought leah was pondering the idea of a cock contest....

*shakes head and wanders to the back of the bar

Suzanne said...

Leah, I'm with Cece. Don't make it too hard. If you do I'll never get my pink socks.

XO

Suzanne said...

Oh, and Kylie, you look so young and stylish with your haircut. I got laughing. I think you should inform Cece you were young and stylish at one point in your life!!! Shouldn't you date that damn thing!!! Oh, and by the way, you look terrific in navy. ;)

P.S. Great post baby. The painting I'm I bit iffy about, but then you know me. Love you! XO