Um Bob,drinks are always free at The Onion. We are all just bad alcoholics here. Happy Birthday Suzanne.
No wonder the tips here suck. Cheap winos.
LOL, yep and homeless bums asking for hand outs!
Oh and Bob is a hottie, Bob is a hottie. And he KNOWS IT!!!!!
So do we call him Bottie! And I beg your pardon Bob I do not drink wine...so no wino here! But beer well...that makes me a beer'o...right?! LOL! I know I am tired now...make shit up as I go!
IT'S OFFICIALLY MY BIRTHDAY and drinks are free! Oh, right, they're always free. And Bob, no workie for you, Severus or Jorge. Come on over and sit with the gals on the Macy's sofa (man this thing's crowded). We'll all serve ourselves today. This is going to be a fabulous day of eating, drinking and dancing, so put on your comfy shoes. And don't worry about the dishes and glasses piling up, Cece can poof them away. And Bob, we are not cheap, nor are we winos. Perfect example, Robyn. She's a beer'o. I'd like a class of chilled chardonnay please because I'm exhausted after getting here on the bus. Oh right, let me get that myself. And Cece, if you don't stop flirting with Bob, I'm going to have to report you to your husband. Bob knock off being a Hottie/Bottie. Jeeeeeeeeze.With love, The Google Winner and Birthday Girl,Blottie
Cece/RC,There should be a link to my birthday blog at the Wild Onion and I'd like one on my blog too. How do we get the job done ladies? XO
Cheers Suzanne!Be happy today and every day in your life!We all love you!You are a pearl in Blogland!Keep on shining your brilliant light.You are truly an inspiration to many of us!
Morning folks... make mine a coffee first thing in the morning (with a little Jameson's and Bailey's)!Happy Blottieday!!!
I'm here! Love to Suzanne! Squeeze over on the Macy's couch and bring me an Irish coffee and a kiss, Severus! No, make that an Irish coffee for me and a birthday kiss for Suzanne! Since I love you, Miss S, I'm willing to share my man just this once!!!!!
bob! i once left a large tip on the bar... not for sucking though...hahahahahaaa.....happy birthday suzanne!!! *opens box and eight naked midgets come running out to sing the happy birthday song for suzanne*i'll have a beer and a shot of jeager please...
Drinks all around... smiles everyone smiles!!!
Happy birthday to Suzanne. What a fantastic bunch of bloggers you all seem to be!I will be coming here for drinks from now on (you have been warned)...
Happy Birthday, Girlie!Random Chick and BobHave done a swell jobat making this dayfor Suzanne all the wayWait let me thinkLet's have a drinkA give a big toastto the hosts with the most.Cheers to all y'all!
*WATCHES NAKED MIDGETS LOOK UP CECILES SKIRT AND LAUGHS*hahahahahahaaa....i'll have another... make it a double... slides flask over to megan.
Blottie Birthday to you,Blottie Birthday to you,Blottie Birthday, Su-u-z-a-a-ne!Blottie Birthday to yooou!Cheers and beers, Suzanne.Mark. XXXX
I think I.V. has the impression that I'm a skirt wearing lady. MWAHHHHH LMAO. The last time I wore a skirt was at my grandmother's funeral in 1990. And I've only worn a dress two other times since then. 96 (at my wedding and 2006 (at a friends wedding.) Oh well, The midget could look up my shirt instead. *Swats and the pornographic midget as he attempts to lift my shirt.*Jesus, I was just kidding.
I knew it. I can't imagine Cece in a skirt, so knew the "little people" wouldn't find glory. My theory has been confirmed. I just got off the phone with her and I think she'll still wearing pants! Good luck with that IV!
Thanks Mark. You make this one very special!!!
IV. Knock it off.
Diva, you forgot Cece! God forbid she kicks your ass with her pants on. That's gonna hurt. Thanks baby. Welcome and have a blast. XO
Hi Blottie.... havin' fun? Need a drinkiepoo? How about another slice of cake?WEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Megan,You're always welcome here. We are a group of wacky, wacky bloggers, but we're the best. Never hesitate to drop by. And thanks!XO
Bob, My ass is being dragged all over the place in an effort to respond to everything. I feel like a slippery widget. But I'm so happy and still laughing, so this is a Martha Stewart Good Thing!!! I can't imagine a better 49th. Ever. I'm a lucky, lucky woman. Thank you for this. It absolutely matters. The Birthday Girl!
HI SUZANNE! I've driven to my usual spot by the library, leaving Hedgie with my sissy! I feel like I've made a wonderful escape for a night out! Pass me a drink and put some disco-era David Bowie on, and I promise to get down like the best of them!!!
In your car?
Hi baby. I think Cece is truly in love with you. I just got off the phone with her and think you are in trouble. Good luck with that!Cece, hi honey!!! This may be a match made in Heaven.
happy birthday suzanne !!
Ha,ha,ha,hic,hic 'scuse meOh dear, I think I've had a few too many beers!G'dayBirthday girlCecile,Bob,Robyn,Krystyna,Leah,KylieInner
Mark, you're too funny. I'm the designated driver. Where to you want to go?
Blottie... One piece of cake left... want it?
Yup I do. Cuz I said to Mark to instead of do. I need cake.
well I see the party is still rocking at 130 in the am! Yes...Suze! I work damn hard and I still made it sweetheart!Geesh! No respect...from the higher than a kite birthday girl! *almost being ran down with birthday girl's new pink tric!* I even brought 49 balloons since I already sent you a big ol' bouquet of roses a while back!Remember who was first in blog love dear one! And every time you see a red rose you shall remember me and my over the top fab-can't- believe-it-took-5-days-to-get-there-roses! LMAO! That was fun though wasn't it!Gotcha! just like you got me on my birthday! All is fair play!Well...here is another round on me...and I am serving! Jello shots...yummy! Come one more shot!Love you to the moon and back dear Suze! Happy Happy Birthday Darling!Hugs,RobynP.S. HeeHawHeeHaw! That is 'jackass' for Happy Birthday LMAO! You silly rabbit!
**peeks in, observes the day-after wreckage, puts the gigantic coffee pot on, grabs a broom, and gets a jump on Bob, who is sleeping in.**Don't worry, Bob, you deserve a little shut-eye. Coffee, bagels, and a big ole fruit salad are waiting for everyone whenever they straggle in...xoxo
"gets a jump on bob"*singgers and pours bottle of kaluhua in to cup of coffee. sits at ar and watches leah sweep up around the pile of naked midgets at bobs feet*morning everyone!!
LOL out loud
Leah, you're the best. I need some coffee and a bagel. I still feel drunk. *Buries face in fruit salad.*
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