What is your definition of love?~
I recently discovered Leo is the most romantic sign.
I didn't know that.
I found myself asking me this question and started to laugh.
Why the hell am I making me work?
I'll just ask you!
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I was grateful to learn I'm attracted to other fire signs,
particualarly Sagitarius.
That explains my love affair with my sister Laur.
I love her to death and would do anything for her.
My first love was also a Sagitarius, born on the same day
as my sister.
Wierd!
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Then there's Aries. Do I know an Aries?
I don't think so. Apparently we're pretty good together.
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I often wondered what it would be like to be with another Leo.
I don't think I have been.
Apparently it's a love affair to remember.
Kinda frightening being with me.
I'd remember that!!!
~
Oh, I also learned I have an attraction to air signs.
Gemini in particular because
"Gemini's witty charm is hard to egnore."
Aka, Rob.
Yeah, tell me about it.
~
Okay, so go at this and have some fun.
I'll be over on the Macy's sofa waiting for Severus or what's his name
to make my day...
XO
Me!
74 comments:
jeez, suze, ask the easy questions why dontcha?
i think about the nature of love an AWFUL lotbut i have just been at randoms place writing 5000 words on blogging and none of them posted so i'm about out of time.
i'll be back
but on the subject, have you seen "feast of love" with the wonderful morgan freeman?
beautiful, beautiful movie. i just watched it yesterday
did i say i'll be back?
i need a coffee
obviously
and can we get rid of severus? he does nothing for me
can we have mr freeman? or mr jackman? or mr obaaaama?
coffee please. STAT.
buh-bye
I guess being a Leo is what attracts you to the ferals in the park.
I vote for Mr. Jackman. Yummy.
Suzanne, I'm dating a Sagittarius. I'm a Taurus. My first love was a Leo. He hurt me profoundly. But I will not hold that against any other Leos, as my darling friend Ruth, who was my sister soul mate, and now dearly departed, was a Leo. I'll never forget her, she was one of a kind.
Take care, sweets. Good to see you up and around again. Hope you're feeling much better now, and have taken your head out of the ice bucket for a while. Have you had the nature of your headaches examined?
Hey, Bob. Great theory. Now why do I feed ferals and adopt cats as if they are going out of style???
I give you permission to fire Severus; he is definitely not barkeep material, nor does he appreciate serving. However, he and I are a unit. He can come along as my permanent date instead.
I vote for Morgan Freeman as new assistant barkeep, but maybe we should put up some other choices as well. Anyone got another hankering we haven't mentioned?
Okay, now back to love.
I'm not sure.
I'll be back.
As long as Severus has his whip and can keep the clientele in line I don't have a problem with him staying.
I'll take care of the drinks, he can be the eye candy for the customers.
Definitely Gary Oldman. I'd have a hard time deciding between him or Hugh Jackman. In fact, Definitely Gary Oldman, since I've seen his naked heiney.
Kylie,
Here honey, I've made you a double latte. Will that do? Feast of Love. Haven't seen it, but will. Perhaps we can have Mr. Freeman, Jackman and/or Obaaaaaaaama! Wow, what a festival of yummies!!! Leah just said we can get rid of Severus. By gones! You rest up honey...you'll need your stamina.
XO
Bob,
You think? Leos are fascinating. I never knew I was so intersting until I started reading about me! Yes, we do have a thing about cats. I agree.
XO
Karen,
Hello my darling. I just learned we're sorta compatible. Hence your sorry relationship with a leo and your great relationship with a leo. You're a bull and I'm the king. Hummmmmmmmmm. We apparently love one another, but also disagree. Apparently our sexual relationship is terrific. Hummmmmmmmmmmmm. You feel good?!!! Buries head in ice bucket! That's just too funny. Ahhhhhhhhh shit. That's just too funny. Oh this stuff just kills me, but notice how it's all sorta true? Yikes!
XO
Leah,
Okay, Severus is officially fired. I don't think I need Cece to do that. Do I?
Morgan, lovely. Do you think he'll want the job?
XO
Bob, if you're going to serve drinks, start serving them. And no Severus was never eye candy. Trust me. And I'm generous.
Huge Gary Oldman from way, way back. I'll take him. I've also seen his naked "hiney."
He's certainly closer to being eye candy than I am.
I said Huge Gary Oldman. I meant to say huge Gary Oldman fan. That's too funny. And Bob, if you never try, you never know. You know, it's funny, all the guys I just adore on this blog: you, CSI, Sausage Mechanic and Walker...you're all around 250, but tall! So can carry that weight. I can't imagine loving you less in person. You all worry about your weight, but all I see is genuine kindness, humor, sensitivity. I see friendship that is so valuable. Something I cherish. Why don't you see that?
Gary Oldman, definitely, now that he was mentioned. Now there's some eye and mind candy.
Severus is thankful that he can go back to his potions and just an occasional back-room whipping session. Also, more time for his "girlfriend."
Suzanne... don't make it worse than it already is... I'm only 210.
I'm a Virgo but all I know is Scorpios are supposedly bad for us. Haven't really studied the compatibility thing.
Suzanne, what signs are 'good' for me? I hope Gary Oldman is a match, that's all.
leah,
i'm wondering if jack nicholson does it for ya?
Nah, not really. Although I dug him in "Easy Rider."
Megan,
I think Gary Oldman's married. I'm sure his wife wouldn't mind reminding you with a good swift kick to your ass!
Okay, Virgo. Your sign is the Virgin. What? Of course I'm laughing. I'm not going to tell you anything about yourself, I'd rather you Google Virgo and discover the Virgin for yourself. You'll have a blast you shy, conservative, smarty pants you! After reading the first three on the list, I probably know you better than you know yourself!!! Oh, and then I Googled Virgo relationships and discovered your ideal partner is Pisces because "every quality you lack is ample in Pisces." You are also compatible with Taurus and Capricorn, but hell, stick with Pisces! Also, if you'd like additional information about Virgo and Pisces or Virgo and Leo, etc., just type it into a Google search. Too much fun!
Oh, I also Googled Virgo and Leo friendships. You know what? We make a damn good team.
Love you darling,
XO
Bob,
Forgive me.
;)
Suze...this is way to tough on my brain today...sorry bout that.
Between the gkids, the Leo I am married to...
I am a Taurus, and am not feeling very bullish today, just bitchy. Oh, "the Leo may consider that the same thing"!! Too bad for him.
The Ex is an Aries, should have known better, enough said.
How about Mathew McConaughey?
Gotta go be "bullish"!
Gig
Oh, yes, Matt has that sexy smirk I love so much!
The only way we can keep Mathew McConaughey is if we put a bag over his head. He body is georgous, but his face is ugly. I personally am voting for John Cusak. Oh now there's a sweet ass if I have ever seen one.
I am a fence rider when it comes to astrological signs. I fall right on the cuspid between Capricorn and Aquarius. I think I have the personalities of both. Who knows, perhaps I was suppose to be twins.
i'm back to talk about love, but not before i say that i'm a taurus. i have no idea who i should be good with but hubby is a libra. i once fell madly in love with a capricorn and once with an aquarius. i live with three, yep THREE leos !
ok, love is the cherishing of oneself or others.
love is acting in the best interest of the loved one.
love is acting that way when you dont feel like it.
love is taking a risk.
love is patient
love is kind
love doesnt hold grudges
love isn't envious or proud or jealous
love is not touchy
it is not resentful
it protects
it trusts
it hopes
it perseveres
Well, hell, Kylie, there goes my comment about signs and all that.
Wowza.
Practically Joe is a Leo.
He's very romantic. A real charmer. A good kisser. The type of kisser that caresses your neck and gently touches your hair and ears as his lips move all around yours.
Joe's been in love with the same girl for 40 years. Proposed to her over the phone, he did. Joe’s very smooth, he is.
She's a Gemini ... loves him twice as much, so she says. Says it's the Gemini in her. Then she gave birth to twin daughters ... it convinced him.
Joe loves her more, just today, than all the 40 years of love combined. That's typical of Joe to say ... Joe always tries to convince her he loves her more than she loves him.
One thing for sure ... Joe is living and loving.
Joe is not sure why he is writing in this style.
Cece--you just made me laugh so hard. I can't believe you didn't try to put a bag over Severus' head! Maybe you were just afraid he'd hex you with one of the Unforgiveables!
And how do you like my new eye candy?
OMG! I'm a Gemini! Does that mean I'm witty? Tell me it does! I'd love to be witty!!!
One of my old boyfriends (the one who really broke my heart) was a Leo. He was so romantic!!! But he was a jerk. I'm not saying you're a jerk or anything...you KNOW THAT!!!
Can we get Ryan Reynolds in here now that Severus is gone? I'd even take Matthew McConaughey with a bay over his head...John Cusack though? He's too normal. I want bulging biceps and rock-hard abs.
Ha ha ha! I just saw that I typed "bay over his head." I meant, "bag." But the way I'm going, I need a bay over my head....
I just wanted everyone to know that I am working on Leah's Birthday post. It should be up soon!!!!
By the way Leah, I'm not sure I agree with your idea of "eye candy". :-) But, to each her own!!!
How about John Mencena for some eye candy?
Oh what fun! A Birthday Party!!!!
WHOO HOOO!!!!
What about Hugh Jackman, like Kylie suggeste?
Damn, my typos are getting worse!
RC, face it, you suck at writing!!! Oh my God I'm laughing too hard. Yes, just read your email. I'm still laughing cuz you want me to trust my story to your typos??!!! I don't think so sista!!!! Yeeeeeeeeeeessssss, of course I will. You're gifted. And I'm hoping you have brilliant editors!!! What?! This is too damn funny. What did you expect? A cupcake walk? Please, I'm better than that.
;)
Okay, I'm going to give you my one and only...Johnny Depp. I could lick that guy from head to toe.
johnny depp ?
nahhhh
Yay birthday party! Can't wait!
Kylie,
Really? You kidding? What don't you see?
Megan,
Yup, another one! Are we lucky, or what?!
I love my birthday! And I'm totally starting the celebration early this year. Although I already bought myself my big bday gift, my Anthropologie dress...so told Sarge not to get me anything else big...was I insane to do that, or just sensible?
And Johnny Depp is luscious. C'mon, "Chocolat" anyone?
But don't tell Severus I said so...
Leah, Leah, Leah...
Johnny. Can you imagine? He looks like the type who would also lick a woman from head to toe. He's my kinda guy. And his hair. Oh, good God. Suzy's out!
XO Happy early birthday!
Wow....can we make the next post easier to reply to?
HUGS EVERYONE!!!!
Got a question. The name of this blog is remarkably similar to a place I used to hang out at - The Wild Onion Restaurant in the land whose name supposedly means wild onion, Chicago.
None of your team appear to be from Chicago. Is there some other reason for this name?
--Random blogger who stumbled onto this site
Marilyn, this post might answer all your questions.
Feel free to take a seat at the bar and do some reading... just bob
Leah, you keep changing your avatar and I'm getting confused!!!!!!!!!
I know. I can't seem to stop.
RC... If Leah's next avatar is Nannette you have permission to fight her.
Ooooooh!
Don't worry, RC, Nanette's all yours.
But Edie, Sid, Keef, Shane, and Ziggy are all mine.
It's a birthday thing, bear with me...
Okay, I think I'll stick with Edie for awhile.
Leah, have you ever watch Sid and Nancy? Damn that was good. And Leah, you're a crazy chic and I love you!!!
And Kylie, thanks for answering the question. The only one. Brilliant response. You're a crazy chic and I love you!!!
What?
Poor Marilyn! Landing here. None of us are from Chicago, but we're still prettty damn special! Aren't we?
Queen Goob ~ honey no one responded to the damn question except Kylie. Relax and enjoy the ride. What's your sign? No really, this isn't a joke question.
Bob, knock it off. We don't encourage fighting here. Why? Because we're ladies!
Love you all. I think I should post here more often!!! What a blast.
XO Moi
Wait, how on earth did I miss Joe's description of his kisses? Hello Joe!
Well, I guess I'm just hanging out here admiring my myriad avatars. I'll fix a pot of coffee, put my feet up, and finish a last few rows on my afghan...
Hi Leah.
Oh man, I missed that too. Poor Joe! And all we did was blather on about Matthews and Garys and Johnnys after that!
I'm sorry too, Joe!
Hi Bob!
Hey Leah who's the afghan for? Anyone in particular, or just the household?
Hey ... I'm not one to elaborate much unless I'm encouraged.
So ... I think it's very important to understand that a loving kiss isn't about looking for tonsils...
It's about stimulation.
It's about anticipation.
It's about making your partner's head spin.
Lips touching gently, delicately exploring.
Experiencing the taste.
Discovering the texture and shape of each other's lips by moving them against each other.
Occasionally applying enough pressure to feel the outline of her teeth hidden behind the throbbing plumpness of her by now, swollen lips.
Aw forget it. You really don't want to hear this.
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WE DON'T?!!
That was directed at Joe, as in, you're like a kiss-writing maniac!
Love it.
Hi Bob and Megan!
I guess I'm keeping my glamour look through my birthday. This way I don't have to apply any liquid liner in real life.
I gotta go, I'm now so late for the park. I just wrote over on my blog, gave Megan a cupcake and told her to come here for coffee. I knew you'd have it on Leah! Sorry, I don't have any more cupcakes. Well this is "Poofville." Okay, chocolate cupcakes with triple fudge frosting for everyone my dear woman!" Leah, we'll need another pot of coffee. Oh, and Leah, you'll laugh because I asked on my blog "Ziggy, who will you be today?!" You are cracking me up.
Okay, I'm off, but not before saying I noticed Joe's amazing kissing talent, but didn't have time to respond yesterday. I don't have time now either, but holy moly...Suzy's out!!! Too sexy. Joe, you just keep talking like that and you'll have us all eating off your cupcake.
XO One-n-all!
P.S. Well maybe not IV, Bob, Kooka or CSI. However, I think the rest of us will be there with bells and whistles on!
P.P.S. Subhadip ~ will visit when I have a few free minutes. Welcome.
I always miss the fun stuff because I go to bed early! DAMMIT!!!
Hey, let's make this an even 70 comments!
Suz – I am Justice…the one that hates the scales but has to carry them around as my own personal cross to bear (I’m a Libra).
RC – Don’t worry, I go to bed even earlier than you because I think I’m one of two over here on the east coast.
Hey everyone!!!
Hi Goobie
Happy Birthday Leah!!! I know I said it somewhere now I'm just wondering who's blog I left a birthday wish to you. OOOHHH thats embaressing. Sorry I am late.
*still wandering around confused murmering to self*
For the life of me I can't find the post. Maybe I've been drinking before showing up to the onion.
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