Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Where's Suzanne?

When we last saw
Our dear sweet Suzanne
She was at the DMV
Of which she's not a fan


She was frustrated
About the long, long line
Then she disappeared
That must be a bad sign

Suzanne has gone missing
She hasn't been around
We're looking every where
She's no where to be found

We have all looked low
And we've all looked high
We're calling in an expert
His name Magnum P.I.


Hopefully he can find her
and bring her humor back
Because we all miss her dearly
Her presence we all lack

The joint we call the Cafe
hasn't been the same
It isn't as fun without her
Quite frankly its a little lame

So Magnum get to work
and help us all good man
The gang all misses her
Our Blottie Miss Suzanne.

23 comments:

Megan said...

She's in the previous post, thinking of a slogan...

Suzanne said...

Good Lord!!! I JUST ARRIVED TONIGHT!!!. Yes, it's true, I've been slack. Why. Cuz I needed some time to veggie. If you all kmew the time I've had, you'd be glad you were way behind the 8 ball. Trust me. For instance, it's way after 9pm and I've yet to load the dishwasher. Can somebody give me a hug? Hi Hunter!!! Hey baby. No deer? Good. 30-1. Good odds. All I hear is "Run baby run baby run baby run baby run..." Sherly Crow. Thank you. Thank you very much.

That, in a nut shell, is my life.

XO

just bob said...

Welcome back BLOTTIE!!!!

Suzanne said...

Hi baby.

XO

Suzanne said...

My darling friend Diana and I were talking about you tonight and of course democratic politics. She coming from staunch Republican politics and me from pure stupidity, we think we have a chance!!!!! No honey, a week off doesn't change Blottie!!! What? What am I going to do with us? No. That won't work.

Suzanne said...

My darling friend Diana and I were talking about you tonight and of course democratic politics. She coming from staunch Republican politics and me from pure stupidity, we think we have a chance!!!!! No honey, a week off doesn't change Blottie!!! What? What am I going to do with us? No. That won't work.

Suzanne said...

Oh, and just so you all know, my darling friend Diana, although from a very Republican family is 100% democrate. Go figure. Hey baby. Who knew all those years ago in high school we'd end up right here? Hey baby!!! Sorry, she doesn't blog, but she's the best.

XO

Suzanne said...

Am I redundant?

Shut up.

Suzanne said...

Jeaus Christ. 8 remarks. All me. Well that's just pathetic.

Will someone please post something? No really. Please.

just bob said...

Something

Megan said...

I'm in the previous post, still trying to think of a slogan...

Suzanne said...

Wednesday morning...am I going to have to delete some of that crap? I just reread it. I sound like a wacko. I think I was just over tired and needed a bottle and a blankie! I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to post so no one reads it!!! Okay Bob and Megan, this is going to be a Vegas post, "What happens here stays here." Oh, also like if you're gay in the military, "Don't ask, don't tell." Shhhhhhhhhh...Suze will be okay. Give me 24 hours.

Suzanne said...

And Bob, thanks for this post honey. You're a gem. Oh, and just so you know, Magnum's a Republican, and a very conservative one at that. What am I going to do with him when he finds me? Well, okay, I'll try, but I don't see him moving too far to the left. If he does he'll fall out the door and I'll have to drive the car. See you on the show baby!!!

XO Suze, Miss Suzanne, Blottie! :)

P.S. Happy Hump Day To All!

Leah said...

Hi Suze!

Suzanne said...

Leah,

Hi baby!!! Gotta go, I'm so late for the park!

Random Chick said...

Where did Magnum PI go? I wanted to give him something...

just bob said...

Where did Magnum PI go? I wanted to give him something...

I think TC took him away in the bumblebee helicopter.

Queen Goob said...

GREAT BIG HUG FOR SUZ

Has Megan made it here yet or is she still thinking of a slogan? Mine was lame but at least I tried.

And Suz? You're not a wacko, you're just like us! We missed you!

Queen Goob said...

Magnum PI is back at the previous post, too. He saw the sign and stopped for a beer.

Suzanne said...

RC,

I don't think what your givin' he's takin'. Here sweetie, lets go to the Top Of The Mark. I'll buy. Well, we almost have to walk through China town, so wanna pork bun? Good, here ya go. Isn't that little pin cushion adorable. It's yours. Okay, up the hill we go now sweetie!!! Come on honey. O...n...e...m...o...r...e block. Bartender, I'd like a double. No, not for me, for her.

XO ;)

Suzanne said...

lets is let's, but that's probably the least of my worries.

Suzanne said...

Queen Goob,

Hi honey. Thanks for everything. Especially the hug. I missed you too. Hard few weeks, but hopefully a memory. I'll explain in due time. Right now my head hurts and my period's coming. Oh, I'm also in peri menopause. I don't think there's a bonus round. If you know something I don't, inform me!

Love you darling!

XO

Suzanne said...

I'm running late, but desperately trying to find a comment I posted for CSI with the word d*** in it. I want to delete. Who has it? I can't find it. I've been everywhere and I'm sick and tired of looking for that damn d****. I give up. *Slams fist on bar and demands service. Severus falls off sofa and comes running. "What'll it be Miss?" "I need a hug honey." Severus' eyes roll back in head and he returns to sofa. Suze can be heard muttering under her breath "You little bastard."*