Are you crying because I said "mine" rather than "my?"
God I suck as this!
On the previous post I didn't include you in my comment, so was going to write and addendum. I didn't get to it because my head hurt so much and then because you posted so quickly. I was just boppin' around here because my head hurt too much to focus on anything else and then realized I was starving. Had 6 crackers with cheddar cheese. Migraine gone. I sat back down at the computer too afraid to move. Seriously. Haven't really moved since. Too scared!!! 16 days of a migraine and trust me, you get scared! Seriously, I'm afraid to move. Who's going to feed the animals? Load the dishwasher? Who's going to run this freakin' household? I don't know, but I don't think it's me!!!
BAH Humbug! All of you Scrooge McDucks need to lay off Christmas.
*walks to the bar and grabs a bottle of Jack. Pops the cap and pours a triple. Downs it and starts to sing, "Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robyn laid an egg. Where the hell is Robyn anyway? Haven't seen her at the Onion lately. Cece just Realized she is totaly smashed, goes and passes out on the Macy Sofa. God this day has sucked.
I'm back!!! It's almost 10pm. I slept a bit. I still don't have a headache!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH. MY. GOD!!! I think I'm free, free, free at last. I just loaded the dishwasher. I don't think I fed T-Bone, but apparently he doesn't care (wow, if this trend continues I estimate I can save about $5,000-$7,000 on his food/year (yes, it's very expensive food from the Vet's for his allergies)) because he's sleeping and hasn't moved from his crib mattress. I still have to check the house for random pee-pee, catch a glimpse of my cute legs in the family room slider while doing so, do at least one load of laundry, pass through the kitchen at least once and scream "HOW THE HELL DO YOU END UP LOOKING LIKE THIS EVERY DAY???" (No, not me, the kitchen you fools!), clean the litter boxes, wash the kitty dishes and put food in them to last the night (yes, they eat 24 hours/day (insanity). Well, you get the drift. But am I complaining? NOPE!!!! Know why? BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE AND I'D BE WILLING TO LICK THE FREAKIN' FLOOR CLEAN FOR THIS SORT OF BLISS!!!
HAPPY ALMOST FRIDAY MY DEAR, DEAR FRIENDS!
Love you all, Suze P.S. Now I've gotta go to Kylie's to see what she wrote in response to my comment. When you have time visit her blog because she wrote about me. That woman loves me, and you know what? I love her!
P.P.S. Cece, here honey, you're probably going to need a pillow with that hangover. I'll call you tomorrow sweetie. Just rest here, but your 5'11" frame looks kinda cramped on the love seat. That's gonna hurt in the morning, but not as much as the hangover. You poor soul. Well, don't worry, I think Leah's cooking, so she'll take good care of you. If not, I'll spoon feed you oatmeal.
7 comments:
Are we celebrating mine 9 months early this time? Thanks honey!!!
Oh, just kidding. Beautiful. And no, we don't leave anyone out here at the Wild Onion.
XO
Wow, I'm #1.
I think I just teared up a little...
Are you crying because I said "mine" rather than "my?"
God I suck as this!
On the previous post I didn't include you in my comment, so was going to write and addendum. I didn't get to it because my head hurt so much and then because you posted so quickly. I was just boppin' around here because my head hurt too much to focus on anything else and then realized I was starving. Had 6 crackers with cheddar cheese. Migraine gone. I sat back down at the computer too afraid to move. Seriously. Haven't really moved since. Too scared!!! 16 days of a migraine and trust me, you get scared! Seriously, I'm afraid to move. Who's going to feed the animals? Load the dishwasher? Who's going to run this freakin' household? I don't know, but I don't think it's me!!!
Love you baby!!! Merry Christmas!
Of course I'm kidding!
XO
Well, about Merry Christmas, not about my headache!
Well, there goes Zack's 'hard ass' rep again!
Cheers, Leah!
BAH Humbug! All of you Scrooge McDucks need to lay off Christmas.
*walks to the bar and grabs a bottle of Jack. Pops the cap and pours a triple. Downs it and starts to sing, "Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robyn laid an egg. Where the hell is Robyn anyway? Haven't seen her at the Onion lately. Cece just Realized she is totaly smashed, goes and passes out on the Macy Sofa. God this day has sucked.
I'm back!!! It's almost 10pm. I slept a bit. I still don't have a headache!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH. MY. GOD!!! I think I'm free, free, free at last. I just loaded the dishwasher. I don't think I fed T-Bone, but apparently he doesn't care (wow, if this trend continues I estimate I can save about $5,000-$7,000 on his food/year (yes, it's very expensive food from the Vet's for his allergies)) because he's sleeping and hasn't moved from his crib mattress. I still have to check the house for random pee-pee, catch a glimpse of my cute legs in the family room slider while doing so, do at least one load of laundry, pass through the kitchen at least once and scream "HOW THE HELL DO YOU END UP LOOKING LIKE THIS EVERY DAY???" (No, not me, the kitchen you fools!), clean the litter boxes, wash the kitty dishes and put food in them to last the night (yes, they eat 24 hours/day (insanity). Well, you get the drift. But am I complaining? NOPE!!!! Know why? BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE AND I'D BE WILLING TO LICK THE FREAKIN' FLOOR CLEAN FOR THIS SORT OF BLISS!!!
HAPPY ALMOST FRIDAY MY DEAR, DEAR FRIENDS!
Love you all,
Suze
P.S. Now I've gotta go to Kylie's to see what she wrote in response to my comment. When you have time visit her blog because she wrote about me. That woman loves me, and you know what? I love her!
P.P.S. Cece, here honey, you're probably going to need a pillow with that hangover. I'll call you tomorrow sweetie. Just rest here, but your 5'11" frame looks kinda cramped on the love seat. That's gonna hurt in the morning, but not as much as the hangover. You poor soul. Well, don't worry, I think Leah's cooking, so she'll take good care of you. If not, I'll spoon feed you oatmeal.
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