Everybody pick out your favorite tunes, remember
there is no charge here at the Onion
Bob has been busy stocking the Bar
How about some really Ice Cold Beer!!
How about some Wine?
I ordered this for "you know who"
Megan knows how to put on a wonderful buffet,
anywhere that we would like it to go, just
put your reservation in early, I am sure
it will be very popular.
Hope everyone has a GREAT TIME!!
Let's get this PARTY STARTED!!
Hey Bob, I spruced up the Bar for you,
Thanks for taking such good care of us!