Friday, December 19, 2008

Proper Weight

TO ALL MY DEAREST FRIENDS I'M SO GLAD I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS! The correct way to weigh yourself: I can't believe I was doing it wrong all these years.


Megan said...

Aw yeah!!!!!

Suzanne said...

I can't lay on the floor and lift my legs like that: high and past my belly button.

Suzanne said...

I should say "over my belly button." That chics limber.

just bob said...

Bah Humbug

Suzanne said...

Bob, everyone's dreaming about you for Christ sakes. Don't you get around? Get over Bah Humbug and enjoy the holidays.

Cece, I know you're laughing. Megan, I know your imagining!!! Bob, I know you're thinking WTF!!! Stop thinking and start reading. Cece we just got off the phone, but I want to remind you I love you. Honestly, I love you to bits.


Queen Goob said...

I KNEW the instructions were wrong.....but then again they WERE in chinese.

Practically Joe said...

It's not how you weigh yourself ... it's WHERE you weigh yourself.
On the moon is a good place.

Megan said...

Suz - Yoga. Seriously, take a class.

Bob - You know that scene when Cher slaps Nic Cage in the face? "Snap out of it!" I mean that in the nicest way though. Really, hon, I do!

I got some gift wine today from the loan officers. It's good stuff. Anyone?

Suzanne said...


HI HONEY!!! You still up? What kind of wine are we drinking?

It's after 2 am and I'm doing laundry. I can officially report I have never done laundry at 2 am. This was an odd day and I'm here to officially report I'm usually up in two hours. But I'm up now. Does that mean my day has started? Okay, no wine. I don't think I should be drinking in the morning.

Yoga, I know. I'm going to get back into it. It's a beautiful thing. Thanks for reminding me I've been very lazy and look like hell.

Honey, I found the NY taxi driver. Wow. That's a pretty awesome blog. It was nice to see you there. I've been thinking about his post all day and that Vanderbilt quote. Wow. Blogging is remarkable.

Love you dear. XO
Bob (aka Grumpy Old Man),

Megan's too kind. I don't mean it in the nicest way. "SNAP OUT OF IT!!!" Don't make me drive to San Jose. No really, I don't have the energy!

Love you too, now go out there and have a good day!

XO Blottie

Queen Goob said...

Suz? psssst Suz?

Hey Meg, I think she fell asleep standing up while separating her whites and colors.

Suzanne said...


Pssssssst...I fell asleep on the sofa piled high with clean laundry (about 5 loads). Swear to God!!! I pushed everything toward the back of the sofa to the best of my ability so I'd have a good 4". There was so little room I kept waking up because I was slipping off the sofa for lack of room. I'm so serious. It was pathetic, but I had to sleep on the sofa because when I went to the bedroom there was absolutely no room to spare on the bed. Three kitties and T-Bone! T-Bone?! I said quietly between clenched teeth, "T-Bone, what are you doing on the f$#@^%g bed!!!???" He took the 5th and refused to answer or wake up. You can tell he's the son of a damn lawyer.

And yes, I'm exhausted today! I'm sitting here in an attempt to get everyone to calm down and go to sleep, so I can get the laundry and housework done. It's usually the only things that works. I just had to seperate Mickey and Maestro because they were having a bit of an argument and while doing so noticed T-Bone laying in the pile of stuff I'd just swept in the living room. I accidently place it in the sunny part of the room and T-Bone likes to lay in the sun. I said "Dude, you're laying in Mommy's pile of crap." He rolled over and wanted me to rub his belly. He now has most of the pile of crap attached to his back. This place is freakin' comedy central. He can figure out how to get the stuff off himself. I'm tired of thinking for everyone in this house. I should write a book about this place. It's insane.

Leah said...

Oh my gosh, suddenly I weigh only three pounds! I'd better start power-chugging the eggnog!

Cece said...

HOw in the hell do you have so much laundry? There is only one person living there. What? Do you change clothes like 100 times a day? Do you put fancy cat clothes on all the kitties? It really is a puzzle to me. Does Rob bring you all of his dirty laundry from the previous week? If he does, kick him in the ass and tell him to wash his own damn clothes.

kylie said...

i'll say "bah humbug" with ya!


just bob said...

i'll say "bah humbug" with ya!

High fives Kylie as he preps the bar for another football Sunday with customers.

Megan said...

Beer me! I'm stressed out! Damn Jets need to start scoring some damn points!

just bob said...

slides a Fat Tire Megan's way...

Sorry about that QB advice :(

Megan said...

JBob - I am holding my own. Only down 10 but I need some field goals, dammit!

*Gulps beer and goes back to throwing peanuts at laptop screen*

Queen Goob said...

This QG is sad about her QB's team....Ben? What happened????

Slide one of those my way, would ya?

Suz - did you get your bed back from T-Bone or did he hog the pillows and blanket? he looks a lot like my Cooper, maybe we're related???

Practically Joe said...

You are invited tom
Join the sing along at

Anonymous said...

OMG! This changes everything.