Tuesday, December 16, 2008
As a result of all these holiday parties, some of us are experiencing a major sugar high. Put down the candy canes! Do not stick another cookie in your mouth! Drop those chocolates right now! There's a line at the bathroom that is going out the door here at the Wild Onion. No one can order anything off the menu because they can't see anymore! And there's a bunch of zombified people wandering around aimlessly.
We need to stop eating so much sugar! We need help! We need some broccoli!
Who can save us? We need a vegetarian! SUZANNE!!!
Posted by Anonymous at 8:09 PM