"She's a Hottie, now she's a Blottie"*boot, scoots up to bar,slams down fist in true I.V. fashion, orders a long tall cool drink. Slowly turns, gazes out over dance floor looking for the Blottie Hottie...spots her lounging on the Macy Sofa with...Jorge*!!Happy Early Birthday to our Sweet Suzanne!!Love ya, Gig
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How hired the lawyer? Bob, I didn't realize you had a law degree. I thought Rob was the only lawyer in town. Who knew. Yeah, well, Happy Early Birthday Suzanne. Hi Gig,Hi RC,Hi Bob,Hi Suzanne,Hi LeahHi Kylie,Hi PeterHi IVHi MJHi MarkHi BindiHi RobynHi BrianHi JOCrap did I leave anyone out?OH Hi Cece .... Wait, I'm Cece. Oh well, Hi Me.
What a nice surprise! I love it! Thanks RC...I adore ya baby (I'll tell you a funny story when I'm feeling better.) I was sitting over on the Macy's sofa with Jorge (cuz he's lazy) waiting for all my peeps to show up and what do I get? My peeps!!! Yeeeeeeeee Hawwwwwwww. I can't dance though because Blottie Hottie has a wicked ass headache. Jorge thinks it's from the fire/smoke. I do too. I'm also congested...so that's smoke. Man I'm in agony, but looking at Jorge helps. Giggie, you can never fire him because although he may be the laziest bartender/assistant/bouncer/waiter/gofer on the planet, he's too pretty to fire. I can't even begin to imagine the pain we'll feel when he decides to take a new job and walks that cute ass out the door. *Slams fist down on bar, "Jorge stays!!!"** (Damn that hurt my head.) But you can still hire that other guy. I like him already and I haven't even met him. Apparently Bob didn't read the rules. Bob, your legal mumbo jumbo ain't gonna work here baby. Why? Because in the first Articles of Incorporation (we are incorporated, right?), Cece clearly stated, and I can reference that if you like, "THERE ARE NO RULES." (Can I get an Amen from the congregation?) Technically RC had every right to violate your copyright. Right? Oh, and she's also a professional copywrite editor, so she just knows how to lift that sort of stuff and get away with it. Honey, go dance with Gig and relax. You'll forget all about copyright. "Jorge, can you get Bob a refreshment." **Jorge pretends he's deaf.** God we need a good waiter. Gig!Oh, and Bob, just so you know, don't dance with Cece. She's a "head-knocker." We usually just leave her off to the side to do what she does so well and pray to God she doesn't hurt herself or anyone else. You can take your chances, but remember, you've been warned and we don't cover that sort of injury here at the Cafe. Bindi has left us. Did you see that? But just so you all know, I refuse to ever remove here name from the Cafe because when the kids leave for college she might return! She's had to downsize and that's okay, but her name is golden here. I know we all agree. "Jorge, tea for everyone." Jorge replies, "Tea is shall be." Hi everyone! Thank you!Love you Bindi.
No, Jorge doesn't speak perfect English.
Technically RC had every right to violate your copyright. Right?RC can violate me anytime she wants.
Just call me "The Violator." HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SUZANNE.HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.Hi GigHi RobertHi SuzanneHi CecileHi LeahHi KylieHi PeterHi IVHi MJHi MarkHi BindiHi RobynHi BrianHi JOHi Inner Voices (who is probably on fire now...OH NO! I hope not!)
Hi guys. Happy early birthday Miss S!
That's right, No rules! Nathan has a sore throat with small white pockets and tonsils the size of bouncy balls. I think he will be going to the Dr. tomorrow. He just came and put his head on my lap and told me he was sick. I hope all of you Californian's aren't getting burned. Stay safe everyone. And remember NO RULES!!!
I got popcicles not ice cream when I had my tonsils out in 1st grade. It worked so well I didn't miss a day of school in the 2nd grade. I got a certificate not ice cream for that.
Yep, this is going to be a great B-day when it finally does come around. A Blottie too! Nice.
Thanks Skeeter. I'm still not feeling well because of all the smoke, but a whole lot better than the past few days, so I'm ready to explain. RC, remember when I stepped up to the microphone and tapped it with my finger at the BitchFest? When that was over I though of Marilyn. It was so similar to the way she approached the microphone at President Kennedy's birthday celebration. But trust me, I'm no Marilyn Monroe. It was simply a happy accident. I don't look like that, don't act like that, don't do that, but I had the biggest smile on my face. And then you posted that photo and I nearly died! Seriously. Somehow you picked up on a simple action and sensed it immediately. I can't even begin to describe my reaction. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. It was so unbelievable. And I had such a headache from this damn smoke I couldn't figure it out immediately. But I have. I still have the headache, but in all this fog, I want you to know I love you. You have an ability to see through everything and the sensitivity of a saint. Thank you. I'm still laughing and I'm honored. Where can I get that dress? And I love the cake! Where are my shoes?! **Jorge, drinks for everyone** Jorge, **Get them yourself.** Gig!!!!Love you,Moi
Happy birthday dear Blottie'thanks god i can lurk before sending my kids to college...it is a looong way...and i will send them in Indian college only..to be safeRC you did a great job! Hi everyone!love you all..bindi
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