Wednesday, June 18, 2008

She Thought She Could Get Away With It



She thought she was super clever...deleting a comment that held a certain secret.

But Random Chick is smarter than you're average 41 year-old random blogging chick! RC figured out the clues...though they were hard to uncover...

(RC wishes she looked like this...hey, a chick can dream!)

Leave it to Just Bob to be the one to crack the case...


We figured her out...


SUZANNE's BIRTHDAY IS AUGUST 8th!



She tried to keep it from us, but we are too smart for her! Muwah ha ha ha ha ha (evil laugh). Some of us didn't think we'd ever hear from her again, according to Doctor's orders she's NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BLOGGING. But, deep down, we knew she'd be lurking, and commenting, and POSTING! Because she isn't very well behaved.


This woman deserves a serious virtual celebration: for Suzanne is beautiful beyond all measure. She is compassionate, creative, LOL funny...and she's a BLOTTIE!!! So get ready folks, mark your calendars NOW....we're gonna blast this cafe through the blogosphere. Stay tuned...

14 comments:

Just Bob said...

RC: Check your gmail account for important info!!!

Just Bob said...

How come your private detective didn't come and interrogate me? She wouldn't have needed that magnifying glass but other than that she could have grilled me for hours.

Just Bob said...

Hi Suzanne...

I am working, at making through the next three hours until quittin' time.

~Just Bob~

Random Chick said...

I never work, if I can help it.

They just pay me to fart around on the Internet.

Suzanne said...

Oh, and Ms. D, I loved the kitty photos. The first one reminds me of our beautiful Maestro. Leave it to Mr. B to volunteer for an interrogation. Too funny.

XO

Suzanne said...

Ms. D and Mr. B, should I delete my post? I think I should. I've been in delete mode lately. Why out you my dear friend Ms. D. that's sort of selfish. I'd rather everybody "specalate!"

XO

Cecile said...

OMG, I have two neices and my best friend who's birthday is Aug. 8th. So I suppose that is a rather special day, or I guess 40 weeks before Aug 8th is a good day to have sex one or the other. Anyway, Happy Early Birthday Suzanne. I think I will wish you happy early Birthday everyday now until Aug. 8th.

Suzanne said...

Cece, I love you. With all my heart.

XO

Suzanne said...

I did that. God I want to go back and delete one more (the one where I ask about deleting), but that will look too messy. Cece, can you clean this mess up. You own this joint and I don't have the luxury of "Remove Forever?" (I love that feature.)

Random Chick, thank you sweetie. I LOVE you! This is amazingly beautiful and thoughtful. I also love the idea of starting my birthday really early. I think every birthday should have that option.

Happy Birthday to me.
Happy Birthday to me.
Happy Birthday dear meee-eeee.
Happy Birthday to me.

I had to sing to myself because Cece isn't awake yet and hasn't wish me Happy Birthday today.

And to think, I wasn't even going to celebrate this one and now I can't wait.

Love and kisses to all three of you!

Blottie ;)

Random Chick said...

Suzanne...you DESERVE IT and MORE...we're gonna party like it's 2008, because it is (You thought I was gonna say 1999, didn't you?)

Not celebrate your birthday? Pishaw...there's a lot to celebrate! Here are some of my favorite inspirational quotes that remind me of you:

"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give."
Winston Churchill

"Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does."
William James

"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."
Abraham Lincoln

XOXOXOXOXO
RC

Cecile said...

Happy Early Birthday Suzanne!

Suzanne said...

Thanks RC. I love the quotes. I often wonder if what I do matters. Trust me, I've stood in the woods crying at Heaven asking why? No, what I do isn't easy. It's hard and heartbreaking at times. And yet I do it. I don't know why, but not doing it would be worse. I often feel very alone, so to have you acknowlege what I do means the world to me. I have tears in my eyes as I write this. Your words matter. I love you very, very much. You know that already. Thank you for noticing and thank you for your support.

XO

Gig said...

Ok, so where is the "Birthday Girl"? I suppose she is out partying like it is her BIRTHDAY!!!

Happy Early Birthday Suze!!! You deserve to celebrate for more than a week, yee haww.......we just gotta keep workin on the boot scootin boogie....so let's go for a dosey doe around the dance floor...

*Stomps up to bar and slams down fist, demands to see Jorge*...
"Jorge, you're fired!"

...New bartender needed at "Wild Onion Cafe"...please send resume to everyone but the Voices, hee, hee...

*sitting quietly on Macy,s sofa waiting for the gang to show up, sipping on a nice cold lemonade (spiked with Absolute)*

Suzanne said...

Oh my God I'm laughing too hard. Gig, you're the best. Please don't fire Jorge. He screwed up, but it's only the first time. He's a permanent fixture at the cafe and I don't think we can dismiss him like that. Plus, he has serviced the hell out of all of us. I for one can not imagine a day without him. He's gorgeous, funny, gives us everything free and did I mention, he's gorgeous? Oh and he give great service. Did I mention that too? I don't want to be redundant. He can't go. Life would be a bore without him. Get off that damn sofa and lets do what we do so well. Heggie just picked me up at the Hilton and I'm exhausted. I waited for Leah for like 2 days! Never again! I will never leave home without my own car. I'm a "Blottie," and I deserve the best. Let's dance baby, cuz I'm dressed to kill.

XO