Thursday, September 11, 2008

signs

we have installed some new signs here at the cafe for our reading challenged customers... enjoy!


for our non local clientele.



for our older customers... we have started selling various remedies asides from the usual.


um, just to mess with the drunks here... (do not touch the unhappy fish?!? wtf?)



more fun with drunks humor...



posted in the kitchen to remind the cooks exactly what is served here...


posted on the door of the girls room!!!


and posted on the door of the mens room...



this is a little help for the folks in the childrens play room... remember when we installed that room?!?


and finally ive hung this sign on the backdoor. that way people could take it anyway they pleased... have a new day folks!!!

20 comments:

Random Chick said...

Ha ha ha! I forgot about the elephant poop shoot! Boy, the kids really do love that one...I forgot about it because I keep touching the unhappy fish. Thank you for putting up that sign, by the way.

And don't forget to post a sign for the older customers that says something like, "If your erection lasts longer than 4 hours, you better go see a doctor." But I don't think Leah would let them go...

Suzanne said...

Wow. You and Queen Goob all in the span of 12 hours. WUWT? Great post by the way my favorite wise ass and birthday boy, but this could possibly be the only comment you get because I'm about to post and take the wind out of your sail. Technically I'll be on top of you. Hummmmmmmmmmmm. Don't worry, I'll be gentle. Especially with your inner thigh (don't want it to rub off!).

Suzanne said...

Damn, I WAS FIRST!!!! Apparently took to long to write the damn comment and that bitch sneaked in!!! DAMN!!! She must be on her meds cuz she's right on the ball. DAMN!

RC, that Leah comments is to die for!!! God I love you, you fast little thinking typist you. You, you, you.

INNER VOICES said...

HA!!! looky here, my comment makes four!!!

Random Chick said...

I took my viagara today...

INNER VOICES said...

hahahahaaa!!! this makes six!!!


ah no, ladies i did not say sex....

Leah said...

RC, you know me too well!

xo

Suzanne said...

Leah, I just left a comment on your blog directing you to this one. What the hell are you doing here before I posted. Damn! Okay, this isn't working out for me. No really, not in any way. And RC, Viagara is for men. Show me your limp biscuit to prove you need it. You don't have a limp biscuit, do you? Just as I suspected. You better stop taking that crap unless you want to grow chest hair.

And IV, I'll deal with you later. I'm about to post, but first have to upload photos, down load photos, think, type, organize. Okay, so you have about two hours to collect comments you...you...you, 45 year old. That should do it!!!!!

Okay, this makes 7. Stop responding in a transparent attempt to increase the numbers. You little...

INNER VOICES said...

*ignoring suz and her attempts for me not to get more comments comments*

Suzanne said...

You said "comments" twice doofy.

Okay, what's this? Like 10? Sticks foot in mouth and exits room.

Suzanne said...

DAMN!!!

Okay, 11.

Leah said...

12...

Suzanne said...

Leah, knock it off.

13

Suzanne said...

Damn, haven't even started my post yet. Okay, I'm off.

14

INNER VOICES said...

what am i like 15!!!

aaaahahahahahahaaaaa

just bob said...

Signs, signs,
Everywhere there's signs,
Blockin' up the scenery,
Breakin' my mind,
Do this, don't do that,
Can't you read the signs?

Suzanne said...

YOUR ASS IS IN THE WAY OF MY F****** BIRTHDAY POST!!! DAMN YOU!!! I STARTED IT A FEW DAYS AGO, SO GUESS THAT MEANS IT'S MY FAULT. DAMN ME. CAN YOU PLEASE ADD AN ADDENDUM? GOD, THIS IS PATHETIC.

Suzanne said...

yES, THE bOUQUeT pOSTED dOWn THeRe. nOT hERe. bLaMe hIm.

XO

Cecile said...

Oh man! you guys are funny. I think I'm out of my league. Did I spell that right?

Cecile said...

Well, we can't let the comment count be left on an uneven number. I guess I'll make it an even 20.