we have installed some new signs here at the cafe for our reading challenged customers... enjoy!
for our non local clientele.
for our older customers... we have started selling various remedies asides from the usual.
um, just to mess with the drunks here... (do not touch the unhappy fish?!? wtf?)
more fun with drunks humor...
posted in the kitchen to remind the cooks exactly what is served here...
posted on the door of the girls room!!!
and posted on the door of the mens room...
this is a little help for the folks in the childrens play room... remember when we installed
that room?!?
and finally ive hung this sign on the backdoor. that way people could take it anyway they pleased... have a new day folks!!!
for our non local clientele.
for our older customers... we have started selling various remedies asides from the usual.
um, just to mess with the drunks here... (do not touch the unhappy fish?!? wtf?)
more fun with drunks humor...
posted in the kitchen to remind the cooks exactly what is served here...
posted on the door of the girls room!!!
and posted on the door of the mens room...
this is a little help for the folks in the childrens play room... remember when we installed that room?!?
and finally ive hung this sign on the backdoor. that way people could take it anyway they pleased... have a new day folks!!!
20 comments:
Ha ha ha! I forgot about the elephant poop shoot! Boy, the kids really do love that one...I forgot about it because I keep touching the unhappy fish. Thank you for putting up that sign, by the way.
And don't forget to post a sign for the older customers that says something like, "If your erection lasts longer than 4 hours, you better go see a doctor." But I don't think Leah would let them go...
Wow. You and Queen Goob all in the span of 12 hours. WUWT? Great post by the way my favorite wise ass and birthday boy, but this could possibly be the only comment you get because I'm about to post and take the wind out of your sail. Technically I'll be on top of you. Hummmmmmmmmmmm. Don't worry, I'll be gentle. Especially with your inner thigh (don't want it to rub off!).
Damn, I WAS FIRST!!!! Apparently took to long to write the damn comment and that bitch sneaked in!!! DAMN!!! She must be on her meds cuz she's right on the ball. DAMN!
RC, that Leah comments is to die for!!! God I love you, you fast little thinking typist you. You, you, you.
HA!!! looky here, my comment makes four!!!
I took my viagara today...
hahahahaaa!!! this makes six!!!
ah no, ladies i did not say sex....
RC, you know me too well!
xo
Leah, I just left a comment on your blog directing you to this one. What the hell are you doing here before I posted. Damn! Okay, this isn't working out for me. No really, not in any way. And RC, Viagara is for men. Show me your limp biscuit to prove you need it. You don't have a limp biscuit, do you? Just as I suspected. You better stop taking that crap unless you want to grow chest hair.
And IV, I'll deal with you later. I'm about to post, but first have to upload photos, down load photos, think, type, organize. Okay, so you have about two hours to collect comments you...you...you, 45 year old. That should do it!!!!!
Okay, this makes 7. Stop responding in a transparent attempt to increase the numbers. You little...
*ignoring suz and her attempts for me not to get more comments comments*
You said "comments" twice doofy.
Okay, what's this? Like 10? Sticks foot in mouth and exits room.
DAMN!!!
Okay, 11.
12...
Leah, knock it off.
13
Damn, haven't even started my post yet. Okay, I'm off.
14
what am i like 15!!!
aaaahahahahahahaaaaa
Signs, signs,
Everywhere there's signs,
Blockin' up the scenery,
Breakin' my mind,
Do this, don't do that,
Can't you read the signs?
YOUR ASS IS IN THE WAY OF MY F****** BIRTHDAY POST!!! DAMN YOU!!! I STARTED IT A FEW DAYS AGO, SO GUESS THAT MEANS IT'S MY FAULT. DAMN ME. CAN YOU PLEASE ADD AN ADDENDUM? GOD, THIS IS PATHETIC.
yES, THE bOUQUeT pOSTED dOWn THeRe. nOT hERe. bLaMe hIm.
XO
Oh man! you guys are funny. I think I'm out of my league. Did I spell that right?
Well, we can't let the comment count be left on an uneven number. I guess I'll make it an even 20.
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