Wednesday, April 9, 2008

NEW MENU


I'd like to propose a menu change!!! for our male clients, well some of our female clients might like some as well. but what we need here is beaver on the menu! we seem to cater to every ones needs great, so an addition of some nice beaver would finish it all off eh?! i know not all of us here eat meat, but who could turn down a nice warm helping of beaver! i know that the Canadian customers would order it. and there might be some timid curious type folks out there that might not have had beaver before and this might be the place for them to try something new!!! hope everyone is doing awesome and is well fed and satiated. if not, try the beaver!!!

11 comments:

Cecile said...

Oh we can't have beaver without the sausage! Beaver and Sausage go so well together. Or is it tube stake? I forget.

Gig said...

Ha,ha,ha...lovin the new menu additions...

must go to my "real job", I will return...fill up the slot machine pleasseee........

INNER VOICES said...

should we call it the "his and her combo dinner special"? i guess it should have a "snappy" name... and the sausage plate could come in various sizes?!?!?

"i'll have the average joe sausage plate please, and my husband will have the crab and beaver combo as well. thanks"

Leah said...

I can hardly think of a THING to add to this, it's BRILLIANT as it is.

The funniest thing about this is, just last summer I watched Revolutionary War-era Historic Reenactors butcher a beaver start to finish!! Whooo baby!

Gig, I hit the jackpot on the slots, but I'll put my windfall back, looks like it's all slugs...any chance we can get anyone to put some real quarters in those things?

Gig said...

Leah, Told Chief Wantum Money, that if the "Vegas Room" is to make money it needs to pay out "Real money", no more slugs!!

Men servers in skimpy outfits...hhmmmm...whatdaya think?

*cleaned up expresso bar, headed back to take a spin on the dance floor*

kylie said...

beaver & sausage?
BEAVER & SAUSAGE????

is this what I think?
leah's over there at her place talking about daytime naughtiness and here you guys are on about beaver and sausage

i feel corrupted :)

'54Bomber said...

Don't know about you, Kylie but I will have to go to church TWICE next Sunday.

kylie said...

at least twice!
when dimples complains about church i threaten him with saturday night mass. you may need to consider that

Suzanne said...

Good Lord ~ I feel like I need a shower.

INNER VOICES said...

SUZ LEFT HERSELF WIDE OPEN ON THIS ONE! anyone care to comment on that?

Suzanne said...

How risque', but nope, no one does! Everyone knows I mean the real shower with soap and water, hopefully while clutching the Bible. Oh, that's right, I'm not religious. Okay, the dictionary. Believe me, I try to out think you guys, but never can. I'm ill, so that's my excuse and I'm stickin' to it.

Zack, your use of the double-entendre, brilliant, but I will need to move this blog below my main blog if this continues. I do have to protect the readers coming to Rose Cottage Studio! What sort of cafe is this?

XO